If programming languages ...

... were religions: http://blog.aegisub.org/2008/12/if-programming-languages-were-religions.html

C would be Judaism ... because GNU/Zealots are greedy jews

C++ would be islam ... because the quran praises the murder of jews

Fuck yeah C++

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Perl would be Voodoo - An incomprehensible series of arcane incantations that involve the blood of goats and permanently corrupt your soul. Often used when your boss requires you to do an urgent task at 21:00 on friday night.
I lol'd
Python would be Humanism: It's simple, unrestrictive,
ONE WORD: STOPPED READING HERE. LAUGHING HARD