If programming languages ...

... were religions: http://blog.aegisub.org/2008/12/if-programming-languages-were-religions.html

C would be Judaism ... because GNU/Zealots are greedy jews

C++ would be islam ... because the quran praises the murder of jews

Fuck yeah C++

I lol'd at Erlang, Lua and APL.

Still, the author's opinion about Voodoo is a little offending. I'd advise anyone sharing his views to read http://www.philhine.org.uk/writings/ess_liveletdie.html.