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Autism thread

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-17 15:46

So how many of you are autistic? And how many of you have been diagnosed with autism by a real doctor?

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-17 15:53

self diagnosed here

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-17 15:53

I am a football.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-17 15:58

It's quite an Aspie thing to do, is claim "I HAVE A DISORDER PAY ATTENTION TO ME". It's almost hypochondriacal.




I've been asked "Are you autistic?" on several separate occasions by completely different people, and I'm aware I'm somewhat -- how do you say -- “special”.
However, I refuse to acknowledge autism as something that at all influences my behaviour in any way, lest it become a defining feature of mine that governs how others act around me.

Name: VIPPER 2010-12-17 16:05

>>1
Thats odd, i was considering making a similar thread.
I would like to extend this thread by asking how many of you are stereotype autists. As i know some are quite bizzare while others may seem normal.

As for me: only an autist would not be able to see that i have autism, no need for a doctor.
I have this weird obsession with the word "JEWS" and "VIPPER".
Also i am fascinated by autism and autism related conditions.

Also i am your typical NEET, no friends no GF and the usual shit, and no hope of finding some ofcourse.

Your turn.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-17 16:34

I use emacs.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-17 17:06

>>1,2,5,6

Back to your hugbox, assburgers.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-17 17:21

AUTISM

Name: LISPPER 2010-12-17 17:22

LISP

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-17 18:57

AUTISM

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-17 19:10

I was born before the age when women truck their "baby" around in a baby carriage till age 10, so I was actually raised a healthy normal boy.

you always get what you asked for in life, it might take a generation for shit to catch up to what you did, but women wanted babies, we now have a new generation of people who will remain babies

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-17 19:49

I wish I was.

Luckly I has my SICP.

Name: VIPPER 2010-12-18 3:51

I am tempted to bump this thread.
Should i?

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-18 3:58

>>1-1000
/r9k/ kopipe

Go back there, ``please''.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-18 4:23

>>13
What does your Autism Zordon tell you?

Name: VIPPER 2010-12-18 4:32

>>15
I dunno

Name: VIPPER 2010-12-18 4:32

Name: VIPPER 2010-12-18 4:33

>>17
Hit enter by accident.
>>15
JEWS

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-18 5:12

I play Minecraft.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-18 5:25

>>19
AUTISM

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-18 7:38

How many autists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, there are no lightbulbs in the neckbeard basement.

ALTERNATE XARN ENDING: You might want to look up the word ``autist''.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-18 9:19

>So how many of you are autistic?

I'm just a terrible person.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-18 13:28

There's no such thing as a `behaviour disorder.'
If they're not coughing blood or missing a limb, they're healthy, and just need a good beating until they straighten up and get some common sense and decency.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-18 18:02

what if they're coughing up limbs

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-18 18:34

>>24
Your post made me laugh hysterically. now i feel kind of bad about it:(

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-18 21:29

>>24
It depends. Whose?

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-19 5:02

I knew that guy, he was autistic.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-19 7:07

>>27
Which guy?

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-19 8:34

>>28
The autistic one.

Name: AUTISM 2010-12-19 8:35

AUTISM

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-19 12:50

autism

Name: AuTSIM 2010-12-19 14:13

aUTRISM

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-19 17:22

AUSRTALYISM,

Name: ANEURYSM 2010-12-19 18:21

ANEURYSM

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-19 19:14

I'm not.
Even if my IQ is 165

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-19 20:14

All Lisp programmers are.
Why else would they use such an outdated and pigdisgusting language?

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-20 0:31

>>36
Obvious troll post.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-20 2:26

>>37
Obvious meta-troll post

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-20 2:59

>>38
Obvious meta-meta-troll post.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-20 4:44

>>35
I demand proof.
Figure out the simplest pattern in this image:
http://img526.imageshack.us/img526/1385/rulesui.png
And say which diagram corresponds to this other image:
http://img819.imageshack.us/img819/990/questiont.png

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-20 5:17

>>40
1 (nigger dots are next to an interlock where upper ring overlaps on the left)
3

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-20 5:56

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-20 5:56

>>41
No. But good try though.
If you look carefully you'll see that not all nigger dots correspond to an interlock where the upper ring overlaps on the left.
For instance, the third chain doesn't match against the third dot column under that pattern.
(And neither do the last ones)

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-20 6:29

>>40,43
Your second question implies that there's a direct correspondence between a dot pattern and an interlocking pattern.

First and third images feature the same dot pattern but different interlocking patterns.

I smell a trap for autistic children here. Yo'ur a cruel person!

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-20 7:21

>>42
Nah, you can't assume that since the



corresponded once to the bottom three links then that will always be the case. Compare the first and third groups.

>>44 Yo'ur Oh, you.
I never implied it was a bijection between the dot patterns and the interlocking patterns. But there is certainly a relationship. In fact, the relative position of the dot and interlocking patterns is important, that's why you see a little empty box in questiont.png the same size as the little box with the intersecting arcs in rulesui.png. Of course, you'd expect a person with an IQ over 140 (σ=15) to figure that out.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-20 7:51

>>45
You, meanwhile, are definitely autistic.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-20 9:09

Xarn wouldn't do it either.

Name: >>45 2010-12-20 9:26

I am autistic, but highly functional. With some minor compulsions about counting1. I have an intense interest in languages2 and their structure which has made me able to convey ideas very clearly on the long run. I have been tested by professionals a few times and have been found to have an IQ at least three standard deviations3 from the normal—tilting upwards. I have taken a few tests to measure the higher spectrum of IQ, but three years after the last one the efforts to norm it have thus far proved futile.


_____________
1. As an example, I feel compelled to check whether every number I confront is a multiple of three. 
2. Be them natural or artificial languages, human or machine. This includes mathematics.
3. Which is pretty useless to accurately designate anything above near-genius intelligence.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-20 9:36

>>48
I have a job.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-20 9:44

>>48
This is an excellently riveting insight into some stranger's personal life.

Name: >>45 2010-12-20 9:47

>>49
I spend a couple of days per month trading pips in FOREX.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-20 10:51


anon@anus $ stats -three >>48
Counting...
Searching for three...
Ignoring dividers...
Counting...
Searching for three...

   Footnotes:                                3
   Occurrences of the word "three":          3
   Occurrences of the word "I":       6    = 2*3
   Occurrences of the word "have":    6    = 2*3
   Non-alphanumeric characters:       18   = 2*3*3
   Word count:                        135  = 5*3^3
   Vertical spaces:                          3

anon@anus $

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-20 10:56

>>52
I'm not sure if I should be surprised that you have stats program that counts for all those countless things (unlikely), or that you actually wrote that yourself to appear like a program. Mind you, the fact that those reptitive three patterns appear in >>48 is mildly disturbing too.

Name: VIPPER 2010-12-20 10:56

Addendum to >>5:

Could you people also specify if you are lisp wienies or linux users.
I am both a lisp wienie and linux user.
Besides the fact that im not fat and ugly, i am as stereotype as it gets, + them assburgers ofcourse.

Name: LISPPER 2010-12-20 12:16

>>54
You're me.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-20 13:19

>>55
You're my anus.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-21 11:41

lol

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-21 11:55

>>57
faggot bump
saging this thread back to the bottom

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-21 12:14

>>58
get back to /b/

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-21 12:23

BACK TO /b/ 60 GET

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-21 17:52

>>53
I'm surprised that his version of stats does such a lousy job.


anon@haxus $ stats -three >>48
Counting...
Searching for three...
Ignoring dividers...
Counting...
Searching for three...

   Footnotes:                                   3
   Occurrences of the word "three":             3
   Occurrences of the word "a","an":            3,3
   Occurrences of the word "I":          6    = 2*3
   Occurrences of the word "have":       6    = 2*3
   Occurrences of the word "to":         6    = 2*3
   Non-alphanumeric characters:          18   = 2*3*3
   Word count:                           135  = 5*3^3
   Sentence count:                       9    = 3*3
   Average sentence length:              15   = 5*3
   Maximum sentence length:              30   = 5*2*3
   Minimum sentence length:                     3
   Words with three or more syllables:   12   = 2^2*3
   One-letter words:                     9    = 3*3
   Three-letter words:                   15   = 5*3
   Name:                               >>45   = 5*3*3
   Post:                               >>48   = 2^4*3
   Vertical spaces:                             3
   Sum of numbers...
            Post body:                   12   = 2^2*3
            Post name:                   45   = 5*3*3
                 Both:                   57   = 19*3

anon@haxus $

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-21 22:10

define "autist"

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-21 22:39

>>62
Look in a mirror.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-21 23:25

>>63
your fucking gay

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-22 3:10

>>64
What about my fucking gay?

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-22 4:10

>>65
I'll fuck your gay if you know what I mean

Name: Alpha Male !KBgk.53lJg 2010-12-22 4:30

``Auties'' or ``aspergians'' or ``aspies'' or whatever those fucks call themselves are defective humans who don't belong in the gene pool.

For the most part they are worthless calculating devices devoid of creativity or social spontaneity, leading them to become (if, indeed, they were not born as) nothing more than
mere specialists - insects whose function consists in no part of any holistic purpose. They are mere pebbles in the massive strata of human endeavour; they are so much run-off, the likes of which history barely notices.

Their ``work'' bears no dignity nor direction, existing simply as logistical assistance to whichever master they've sworn stupid, ignorant loyalty to. An autistic ``person'' is not a person in any respectable sense of the word. They are content to labour - the tool of choice being simply cognitive rather than physical - and derive such joy from this that they never give any consideration to the scope of what foundation they continually lay their bricks upon.

Give me a useful autistic weenie and I'll show you my vagina. But guess what? I have no vagina (unlike every Ass Pie I've ever met). My cock is big and manly and used for renting the world asunder. Because I am a
real man.

Name: VIPPER 2010-12-22 4:43

>>67
Thats nice pasta.
Good trolling.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-22 5:05

>>67
*Asparagi

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-22 5:29

>>67
*((void *)0)

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-22 13:54

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-22 16:40

>>67
I hope you fucking die.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-22 18:46

http://img375.imageshack.us/img375/1740/pqpqmgmg.png
am i inteligent yet? or acoustic? caustic? i forget what we were talking about.
anyway, what the fuck is up with that upper-right dot? that's annoying as hell.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-22 21:47

Fuck those god damned cock-sucking niggercuntwhore autists, TS is where it's at.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-23 4:30

Autism isn't real. Xarn says so.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-23 5:51

The autistic /prog/rider of apocalypse.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-23 6:11

The acustic /anus/rider of apocalypse

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-23 10:50

>>73
Correct me if I'm mistaken, but it seems that you just looked around and matched sequences of two horizontal dots and then drew the link corresponding to the right dot. If that's the case, then the sequence ○● corresponds thrice to the upper ring overlapping on the left side and once to the opposite (it is therefore not a one-to-one correspondence, which would mean that the answer is not unique–and it is!).

Also, that upper right dot does not seem to be doing anything naughty from here. Care to elaborate?

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-23 12:23

>>78
you are indeed mistaken, i did no such thing. this is a bit more advanced than simple pattern matching.

the upper-right dot is off compared the grid (so is the entire left row, but that's not quite as annoying). it doesn't seem to affect the puzzle, it just makes it look a bit exotropic.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-23 17:08

>>79
IHBT.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-23 18:12

Take risperidone everyday,

It makes autism less annoying

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-23 23:52

>>81
U MENA LISPERIDONE.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-23 23:54

>>82
Fuck, beat me to it.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-24 4:50

>>82
u done, lisper?

Name: LISPPER 2010-12-24 6:21

JAVA

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-24 9:33

>>78
Are you saying that it's wrong? I'm pretty sure I continued the existing pattern, but there may be some detail I'm missing.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-25 6:30

>>86
Yes, it's wrong. The pattern ought to be perfectly logical and all-inclusive. Ignoring a whole column or row without obvious justification is an idiotic short-cut.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-17 12:38

AUTHISM

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-17 12:41

ATHEISM

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-17 12:42

>>1
I'm self diagnosed with Asperger, does that count?

Name: VIPPER 2011-01-17 13:28

Gotta love autism.

Name: Xarn 2011-01-17 13:40

Gotta love atheism.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-17 13:54

>>1
Would you like some fries with your Assburger?

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