/prog/ - Autism thread

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-17 15:46

So how many of you are autistic? And how many of you have been diagnosed with autism by a real doctor?

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-17 15:53

self diagnosed here

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-17 15:53

I am a football.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-17 15:58

It's quite an Aspie thing to do, is claim "I HAVE A DISORDER PAY ATTENTION TO ME". It's almost hypochondriacal.

I've been asked "Are you autistic?" on several separate occasions by completely different people, and I'm aware I'm somewhat -- how do you say -- “special”.
However, I refuse to acknowledge autism as something that at all influences my behaviour in any way, lest it become a defining feature of mine that governs how others act around me.

Name: VIPPER 2010-12-17 16:05

>>1
Thats odd, i was considering making a similar thread.
I would like to extend this thread by asking how many of you are stereotype autists. As i know some are quite bizzare while others may seem normal.

As for me: only an autist would not be able to see that i have autism, no need for a doctor.
I have this weird obsession with the word "JEWS" and "VIPPER".
Also i am fascinated by autism and autism related conditions.

Also i am your typical NEET, no friends no GF and the usual shit, and no hope of finding some ofcourse.

Your turn.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-17 16:34

I use emacs.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-17 17:06

>>1,2,5,6

Back to your hugbox, assburgers.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-17 17:21

AUTISM

Name: LISPPER 2010-12-17 17:22

LISP

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-17 18:57

AUTISM

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-17 19:10

I was born before the age when women truck their "baby" around in a baby carriage till age 10, so I was actually raised a healthy normal boy.

you always get what you asked for in life, it might take a generation for shit to catch up to what you did, but women wanted babies, we now have a new generation of people who will remain babies

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-17 19:49

I wish I was.

Luckly I has my SICP.

Name: VIPPER 2010-12-18 3:51

I am tempted to bump this thread.
Should i?

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-18 3:58

>>1-1000
/r9k/ kopipe

Go back there, ``please''.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-18 4:23

>>13
What does your Autism Zordon tell you?

Name: VIPPER 2010-12-18 4:32

>>15
I dunno

Name: VIPPER 2010-12-18 4:32

>>15

Name: VIPPER 2010-12-18 4:33

>>17
Hit enter by accident.
>>15
JEWS

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-18 5:12

I play Minecraft.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-18 5:25

>>19
AUTISM

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-18 7:38

How many autists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, there are no lightbulbs in the neckbeard basement.

ALTERNATE XARN ENDING: You might want to look up the word ``autist''.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-18 9:19

>So how many of you are autistic?

I'm just a terrible person.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-18 13:28

There's no such thing as a `behaviour disorder.'
If they're not coughing blood or missing a limb, they're healthy, and just need a good beating until they straighten up and get some common sense and decency.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-18 18:02

what if they're coughing up limbs

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-18 18:34

>>24
Your post made me laugh hysterically. ｎｏｗ　ｉ　ｆｅｅｌ　ｋｉｎｄ　ｏｆ　ｂａｄ　ａｂｏｕｔ　ｉｔ：（

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-18 21:29

>>24
It depends. Whose?

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-19 5:02

I knew that guy, he was autistic.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-19 7:07

>>27
Which guy?

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-19 8:34

>>28
The autistic one.

Name: AUTISM 2010-12-19 8:35

AUTISM

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-19 12:50

autism

Name: AuTSIM 2010-12-19 14:13

aUTRISM

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-19 17:22

AUSRTALYISM,

Name: ANEURYSM 2010-12-19 18:21

ANEURYSM

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-19 19:14

I'm not.
Even if my IQ is 165

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-19 20:14

All Lisp programmers are.
Why else would they use such an outdated and pigdisgusting language?

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-20 0:31

>>36
Obvious troll post.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-20 2:26

>>37
Obvious meta-troll post

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-20 2:59

>>38
Obvious meta-meta-troll post.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-20 4:44

>>35
I demand proof.
Figure out the simplest pattern in this image:
http://img526.imageshack.us/img526/1385/rulesui.png
And say which diagram corresponds to this other image:
http://img819.imageshack.us/img819/990/questiont.png

Autism thread

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