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WORLD'S SEXIEST HACKER

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-18 9:49

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-18 9:57

She isn't much of a hacker. Reading from that article, I'd call her a social engineer, a computer cracker and a technologist but not a hacker.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-18 10:04

The US sure is a messed up place where someone could serve up multiple life sentences if convicted commiting fraud than for commiting murder.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-18 10:13

She opened up accounts in her own name? Why would she do something so stupid? She was just asking for trouble.

I suppose she is a woman, it can't be helped.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-18 10:15

>>3
Fraud on this scale affects a relatively larger area of society than murder often does. Of course, this only applies to people that have little money. Only ultra rich people have government approval to get away with fraud.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-18 10:19

>>5
And Jews. Even poor Jews can commit all the fraud they want and the government would look other way.

Name: VIPPER 2010-10-18 10:21

Did anyone call for me?

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-18 10:44

>>4
So it's easy to open a fraudulent account? She should have done that!

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-18 11:02

Let's talk about her looks now. It appears she's a real woman unlike Leah Culver.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-18 11:09

>>9
She'd be cute is she was Japanese or Chinese instead of a dirty Russian whore.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-18 11:10

>>9
Leah Culver is a real feminine woman, you faggot!

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-18 11:19

>>10
Russians are hotter than chinks you wapanese faggot.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-18 12:08

>>12
I'm Russian and I disagree. How about fuck you?

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-18 12:13

>>13
I'm also in Eastern Europe, however unlike you I'm enjoying white master race women.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-18 12:18

Social engineering, how does it work?

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-18 12:24

>>14
So you mean the Japanese who are descendants of the Sun god himself then?
Certainly Hitler's Aryan race didn't include those of us from Russia or East Europe who were fit only to be slaves and exterminated.
Learn your history, son.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-18 12:48

>>16
The only thing I don't like about Hitler is that he probably wouldn't make friends with the Sussman.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-18 12:54

>>17
Well Sussman is one of the yiddim (who also think they are God's chosen one ie: master race), so yeah. Jews are right out.
Personally I think it's a pity the Nazi's gave eugenics such a bad name.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-18 13:15

>>17

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Name: Anonymous 2010-10-18 13:29

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-18 13:30

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-18 14:05

>>21
The other pic is a Russian spy.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-18 14:14

>>22
These not as you sayink, spys. These are Hero of Soviet Union fightink for Motherland.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-18 14:58

>>23
Back to userfriendly.org, please.

Name: VIPPER 2010-10-18 15:22

>>7
Yes VIPPER, you must sage and JEWS.

JEWS

lol chicks

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-18 21:43

>>22
My other car is a cdr.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-19 2:30

>>16
Romania was allies with Germany in WW2.
GLORIOUS WHITE MASTER RACE

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-19 8:24

Hitler and the Sussman would make a wonderful pairing if the Sussman was an Aryan person.  Mystical ᛋᛁᚲᛈ book that teaches occult SS magicians to konjuren die Geiste von die Maschinen mit unser Spellen, and Nazis' choice of music was pretty much that of the Sussman: they adored J. S. Bach.  Also, Germany was very fond of electronics, e. g. they patented the transistor in 1934.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-19 9:01

>>27
So where the Italians, but never considered them white, either. Don't confuse the people they used due to expediency with the people they thought were Arayans.

The Germans to this day say that "Afrika beginnin und der Landstraße".

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-19 10:01

>>29
The Germans to this day say that "Afrika beginnin und der Landstraße".
It's funny, because you'd expect Germans to be able to speak German.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-19 10:49

>>28
also nazi germany abolished copyrights.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-19 14:18

>>30
Actually, most people claiming to be German these days are either Turks or Russians. In short, the niggers of Europe; and you expect them to talk in coherent grammar?

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-19 17:25

>>30
Fuck you grammar nazi! Be a little more open minded! Not everybody is born with language skills.

It's not easy being a national socialist when you're not arayan! Have some sympathy :(

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-19 17:27

she's the worlds sexiest hacker? damn I'm a guy and I could get more guys than she could

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-19 17:28

>>28
>Also, Germany was very fond of electronics, e. g. they patented the transistor in 1934

Troll score: 1/10 - abject failure

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Transistor
1954 Bell Labs, USA

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-19 17:31

>>32
Obviously you cannot speak with coherent grammar either.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-19 17:35

>>34
The sensationalist headline says she's a hacker, but the story makes it clear she was a mule. Basically, an expendable; because every good plan needs a patsy.

She probably couldn't hack her way out of a paper bag, or into a Windows machine.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-19 17:41

/r/ing pics of hot f azns with technical MSc., several years of Unix experience, or similarly sexy qualifications.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-19 18:37

>>38
Postscript: Mac OS X does not count.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-19 21:01

So that's what happened to Cudder.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-19 22:19

>>40
Cudder is neither Russian nor female.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-20 0:44

>>29
We were better fighters than those lousy Italians!

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-20 2:42

>>41
My girlfriend, on the other hand, is both Russian and female. And, unfortunately, not a hacker.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-20 2:43

>>43
Start teaching her programming. Maybe someday she will hax your anus while you sleep.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-20 3:00

>>44
Last time i tried to teach her programming she ran off to the kitchen and came back with a sandwich.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-20 3:37

>>45
Hide all the sandwich-making materials and re-try.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-20 4:19

She's hot.
Not counting 16 year old Angeline Jolie in hackers and Edsger W. Dijkstra, this is the person I would most like to have sex with.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-20 4:37

>>38
Damn, this turned me on. Any a/r/chives for a fellow /yhbt/rider?

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-20 4:52

I want to teach a boygirl (100% boy dick, but 100% passable as girl when clothed though) programming, and he/she is willing to learn.
His/her first language will be Perl 6.
Is that a good plan?

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-20 5:07

>>49
u men haskel; first project'll be a perl6 interpretator

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-20 5:36

>>50
No, I mean Perl 6.
His/her first project will be a Haskell Prime interpreter.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-20 12:25

>>51
Just fucking say 'they' if you're unwilling to stick to a gender. Jesus.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-20 12:37

>>52
I've been waiting for this post but you screwed everything up by using quotes that are remotely acceptable only when quoting single characters.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-20 12:52

>>53
'Why, what is wrong with this?\0'

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-20 12:53

>>52
We, Our Majesty King of England, [...]

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-20 23:59

>>52
"They" is a plural pronoun, retard.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-21 0:09

I'm sure there are sexier hackers...

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-21 1:51

>>56
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Singular_they
I'm more and more inclined to use it to denote unspecified gender. "He/she" is long and clumsy. "He" is unacceptable because it's sexist, but so is "she"; also, using "she" as default singular pronoun reeks of Californian liberal assholes, which is exactly the impression I want my readers not to have.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-21 2:52

" H e "
i s u n a c c e p t a b l e b e c a u s e i t ' s s e x i s t ,
In what way is using the unspecified-gender 3rd person singular pronoun sexist?

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-21 3:18

>>59
Typical male with no regard for females' feelings.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-21 6:04

>>60
Objects don't have feelings.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-21 6:31

>>61
import soul

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-21 7:39

also, using "she" as default singular pronoun reeks of Californian liberal assholes, which is exactly the impression I want my readers not to have

Incidentally, this is exactly the impression I want my readers to have. If a reader is irritated and distracted from the contents of my writing by the form of the third-person pronoun I use, then I'll try my best to irritate and disturb her as much as possible. So "she" it is, from now on.

Name: VIPPER 2010-10-21 7:42

Did i JEWS this thread already?

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-21 7:53

>>64
JEWS MY ANUS

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-21 8:03

>>63
Why do you want to annoy women you sexist

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-21 12:58

>>1
She faces up to 40 years in prison if convicted.
She looks like the type who'd do well in prison for 40 years.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-21 13:13

JUICE

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-26 23:52


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