WORLD'S SEXIEST HACKER

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/russia/8062932/Worlds-sexiest-hacker-to-appear-in-court.html

I wouldn't mind seeing her private area of haxx ;)

also, using "she" as default singular pronoun reeks of Californian liberal assholes, which is exactly the impression I want my readers not to have

Incidentally, this is exactly the impression I want my readers to have. If a reader is irritated and distracted from the contents of my writing by the form of the third-person pronoun I use, then I'll try my best to irritate and disturb her as much as possible. So "she" it is, from now on.