/prog/ - WORLD'S SEXIEST HACKER

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-18 9:49

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/russia/8062932/Worlds-sexiest-hacker-to-appear-in-court.html

I wouldn't mind seeing her private area of haxx ;)

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-19 22:19

>>40
Cudder is neither Russian nor female.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-20 0:44

>>29
We were better fighters than those lousy Italians!

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-20 2:42

>>41
My girlfriend, on the other hand, is both Russian and female. And, unfortunately, not a hacker.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-20 2:43

>>43
Start teaching her programming. Maybe someday she will hax your anus while you sleep.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-20 3:00

>>44
Last time i tried to teach her programming she ran off to the kitchen and came back with a sandwich.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-20 3:37

>>45
Hide all the sandwich-making materials and re-try.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-20 4:19

She's hot.
Not counting 16 year old Angeline Jolie in hackers and Edsger W. Dijkstra, this is the person I would most like to have sex with.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-20 4:37

>>38
Damn, this turned me on. Any a/r/chives for a fellow /yhbt/rider?

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-20 4:52

I want to teach a boygirl (100% boy dick, but 100% passable as girl when clothed though) programming, and he/she is willing to learn.
His/her first language will be Perl 6.
Is that a good plan?

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-20 5:07

>>49
u men haskel; first project'll be a perl6 interpretator

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-20 5:36

>>50
No, I mean Perl 6.
His/her first project will be a Haskell Prime interpreter.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-20 12:25

>>51
Just fucking say 'they' if you're unwilling to stick to a gender. Jesus.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-20 12:37

>>52
I've been waiting for this post but you screwed everything up by using quotes that are remotely acceptable only when quoting single characters.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-20 12:52

>>53
'Why, what is wrong with this?\0'

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-20 12:53

>>52
We, Our Majesty King of England, [...]

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-20 23:59

>>52
"They" is a plural pronoun, retard.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-21 0:09

I'm sure there are sexier hackers...

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-21 1:51

>>56
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Singular_they
I'm more and more inclined to use it to denote unspecified gender. "He/she" is long and clumsy. "He" is unacceptable because it's sexist, but so is "she"; also, using "she" as default singular pronoun reeks of Californian liberal assholes, which is exactly the impression I want my readers not to have.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-21 2:52

" H e "
i s u n a c c e p t a b l e b e c a u s e i t ' s s e x i s t ,
In what way is using the unspecified-gender 3rd person singular pronoun sexist?

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-21 3:18

>>59
Typical male with no regard for females' feelings.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-21 6:04

>>60
Objects don't have feelings.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-21 6:31

>>61
import soul

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-21 7:39

also, using "she" as default singular pronoun reeks of Californian liberal assholes, which is exactly the impression I want my readers not to have

Incidentally, this is exactly the impression I want my readers to have. If a reader is irritated and distracted from the contents of my writing by the form of the third-person pronoun I use, then I'll try my best to irritate and disturb her as much as possible. So "she" it is, from now on.

Name: VIPPER 2010-10-21 7:42

Did i JEWS this thread already?

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-21 7:53

>>64
JEWS MY ANUS

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-21 8:03

>>63
Why do you want to annoy women you sexist

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-21 12:58

>>1
She faces up to 40 years in prison if convicted.
She looks like the type who'd do well in prison for 40 years.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-21 13:13

JUICE

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-26 23:52

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