/anus/ troll challenge

Suppose you have regular C-array, like this:

int anii[] = {14, 7, 255};

Someone asks you which element is 14. Now the challenge (paradox) is this: You may answer only 'zeroth' or 'first'. How do you respond?

Element 0, the first.

First damnit. Index is not an element number, it's an offset.

The first minus one.

I am sorry to say that I cannot really relate to your question, as I do not name my variables like a retarded kindergartener would for his childish amusement.

"The first number" or "the number at index 0".

*anii;

>>2-7
Challenge failure.

Zeroth Haxxing of the Anii.

>>1's mama's age when she birthed him.

are you trying to imply the use of binary?

not troll enough. ask about element with value 7 instead.

so...
What's the sum of all data representing the array then?

"Zeroth" is unambiguous here.

'first'

See >>2,3

>>14
Unambiguously wrong, maybe.

>>8
[u][o][i]CHALLENGE MY ANUS[/u][/o]!

>>17
Holy fuck, I failed so much it's not even funny

>>18
It wouldn't have been funny anyway.

>>19
+1 Insightful

>>19
Nah, you got it all wrong. He could fail so much it would be funny. But he didn't.

(_*_)

first

anusth

knusth

It's the first element, the position in the array is zero, but it is the first element

>>1
I'd use ``first'', unless there's a Lua coder around, in which case I'll use ``zeroth'' in order to piss him off.

>>27
How would that work?  Anyone who codes Lua is either (a) a C programmer who embeds Lua to simplify some high-level logic, or (b) forced to by his environment.  Nobody actually believes in 1-based indexing.

>>28
Lua uses 1-based indexing?

I vomited a little, then my image of Lua went down a little.

So how is this a paradox?

>>30
It isn't, >>1 is a fucking idiot.

>>31
lolol yhbt noob

>>30
I'd explain it to you, but it is a dark part of /prague/ history that I don't want to relive.

>>30
So I was contemplating this paradox yesterday: If I had to, nay, MUST make a choice between having sex in my life or having programming, which would I choose?
I'm still pondering this, what does /prog/ think? Let's do a quick poll, just post either "I'd choose Sex!" or "I choose programing!" or something to that effect. I'm really interested in this question and would love to hear /prog/'s opinion on this...

>>34
We already answered this. Too bad you were busy spamming DESU on the imageboards. Maybe you should go back there.

>>31
You should remove the cudder from your ass, Xarn.

>>36
Your Xarn identification algorithm is getting less and less reliable.

>>37
Your NBT procedure is getting stale, Xarn.

>>36
My name isn't Xarn (I don't even know who that is), and I have no cudders (I don't know what those are either)in my ass.

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