/anus/ troll challenge

Suppose you have regular C-array, like this:

int anii[] = {14, 7, 255};

Someone asks you which element is 14. Now the challenge (paradox) is this: You may answer only 'zeroth' or 'first'. How do you respond?

>>1
I'd use ``first'', unless there's a Lua coder around, in which case I'll use ``zeroth'' in order to piss him off.