/anus/ troll challenge

Suppose you have regular C-array, like this:

int anii[] = {14, 7, 255};

Someone asks you which element is 14. Now the challenge (paradox) is this: You may answer only 'zeroth' or 'first'. How do you respond?

>>30
So I was contemplating this paradox yesterday: If I had to, nay, MUST make a choice between having sex in my life or having programming, which would I choose?
I'm still pondering this, what does /prog/ think? Let's do a quick poll, just post either "I'd choose Sex!" or "I choose programing!" or something to that effect. I'm really interested in this question and would love to hear /prog/'s opinion on this...