/anus/ troll challenge

Suppose you have regular C-array, like this:

int anii[] = {14, 7, 255};

Someone asks you which element is 14. Now the challenge (paradox) is this: You may answer only 'zeroth' or 'first'. How do you respond?

>>27
How would that work?  Anyone who codes Lua is either (a) a C programmer who embeds Lua to simplify some high-level logic, or (b) forced to by his environment.  Nobody actually believes in 1-based indexing.