/prog/ - If programming languages were grass

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-07 21:13

ASM: Carpetgrass
C: Rough Bluegrass
C++: Perennial Ryegrass
Forth: Tall Fescue
Haskell: St. Augustinegrass
Lisp: Buffalograss
Perl: Bentgrass
Python: Thermal Blue
Ruby: Zoysiagrass

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-07 22:40

COBOL: bamboo

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-08 0:32

Why isn't C++ Zoysia? Shittiest of all grasses but all your fucktard neighbors planted it and now you can't get rid of it. Seems pretty apt.

P.S. Fuck my neighbors.

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-08 0:43

If programming languages were animals

ASM: those that belong to the Emperor,
C: embalmed ones,
C++: those that are trained,
Forth: suckling pigs,
Haskell: mermaids,
Lisp:    fabulous ones,
Perl:    stray dogs,
Python:   those included in the present classification,
Ruby:    those that tremble as if they were mad

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-08 7:45

just stop

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-08 8:08

If programming languages were recent threads
ASM: http://dis.4chan.org/read/prog/1220718054
C: http://dis.4chan.org/read/prog/1283864503
C++: http://dis.4chan.org/read/prog/1283826880
Forth: http://dis.4chan.org/read/prog/1283894445
Haskell: http://dis.4chan.org/read/prog/1205785720
Lisp:    http://dis.4chan.org/read/prog/1202944294
Perl:    http://dis.4chan.org/read/prog/1103981991
Python:   http://dis.4chan.org/read/prog/1255410333
Ruby:    http://dis.4chan.org/read/prog/1283908431

Name: VIPPER 2010-09-08 11:32

This thread reminds me of how much more i must learn about grass.

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-08 12:13

If programming languages were Haskell functions

ASM: dropWhile
C: map
C++: filter
Forth: return
Haskell: foldl'
Lisp:    (**)
Perl:    (>>=)
Python:   putStrLn
Ruby:    any

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-08 13:20

If programming languages were programming languages



ASM:      ASM

C:        C

C++:      Java

Forth:    Factor

Haskell:  [spoiler][sup]U[/sup][sub]MENA[/sub] HASKAL[/spoiler]

Lisp:     Scheme

Perl:     PHP

Python:   [spoiler]Bash[/spoiler]

Ruby:     Brainfuck

Name: >>9 here 2010-09-08 13:21

I suck dicks for cash.

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-08 13:23

>>8
Did you mean
Haskell: $ . $ zipWith3 (hax) my:anus `faggot` >>= <- . $$$$$$

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-08 15:03

>>11
U MENA PERL?

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-08 16:51

http://www.zvon.org/other/haskell/Outputprelude/zipWith3_f.html

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-08 17:00

http://www.zvon.org/other/haskell/Outputprelude/zipWith3_f.html

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-14 2:01

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-04 15:50

Don't change these.

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