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How to Tell If Something Sucks

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-05 13:52

1) GUI
2) Written in a language that isn't BBCode, lisp, haskell, lua, or C. (Assembly or an HDL may be acceptable.)
3) Discussed on codinghorror
4) It's a programming book about a specific language, including any language in (2), except possibly "The Little Lisper/Schemer" and K&R.
5) It's mentioned in a non-saged /prog/ reply.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-05 13:59

>>1
Assembly or an HDL may be acceptable
when?

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-05 14:03

>>1
Most things within BBCode tags are not worth reading. Aw, fuck.

What was that about "The Little Lisper/Schemer" and K&R?

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-05 16:35

>>1

As much as I like Lua, I doubt it is that functional because as far as I know (which isn't that far) that lua doesn't contain any user input option.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-05 16:39

>>4
Lua, being heavily influenced by scheme, has read (). Surprise!

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-05 16:45

Scheme

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-05 17:07

[quote]2) Written in a language that isn't BBCode, lisp, haskell, lua, or C. (Assembly or an HDL may be acceptable.)[/quote]

You forgot C++.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-05 17:23

>>7
[quote][/quote]
( ≖‿≖)

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-05 17:24

As much as I like C, I doubt it is that functional because as far as I know (which isn't that far) that C doesn't include input as part of the language standard.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-05 17:27

>>9
( ≖‿≖)

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-05 17:32

>>7
No. No I didn't.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-05 17:58

>>9
Purely functional languages are usually silly, unless they've been prepared well enough for it (like Haskell was).
Functional programming itself is just a technique, which may be supported by the language, but even if it isn't supported, as long as the language supports some form of functional abstraction (C does, of course), you can program in a functional manner. However, while you can do everything without any globals, one should know when to break the circle to make their life easier, if they're programming in mostly imperative languages.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-05 19:32

>>2
This problem is actually undecideable.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-05 22:27

DECIDE MY ANUS

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-05 23:19

>>1
This shall be used as /prog/'s constitution on determining shitposts. Starting now.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-05 23:28

>>15
Since it doesn't mention FIOC, it's going to exclude most of the interesting code that ever gets posted to /prog/.
Though Xarn will still win the challenges because C is still there.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-05 23:58

>>16
Okay, maybe it can be modified to create a path towards amending it as needed by a select committee of /prog/ elites.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-06 1:01

Are these individually diagnostic or do you need a certain number to be true?

What about programs with GUI frontends?  Does it not suck if you use the CLI version?

I think my preferred monospace font was mentioned on codinghorror once.  Does this mean it sucks?

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-06 2:10

>>18
What about programs with GUI frontends?  Does it not suck if you use the CLI version?
Still sucks, unless the GUI is a third-party addition to an otherwise sensible program.

I think my preferred monospace font was mentioned on codinghorror once.  Does this mean it sucks?
Very probably, though you should also keep in mind that a stopped clock is right twice a day.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-06 2:46

>>19
Two discrete moments over a continuous period is still 0% accuracy.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-06 3:46

>>20
Not if he's talking about a digital clock!

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-06 3:46

>>20
But time is not continuous.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-06 4:38

>>22
Butt time is not MY ANUS.

Name: Non-saged post !ugnNotsagE 2010-08-06 7:55

2) Written in a language that isn't BBCode, lisp, haskell, lua, or C. (Assembly or an HDL may be acceptable.)
5) It's mentioned in a non-saged /prog/ reply.

BBCode, lisp, haskell, lua, C

WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-06 9:06

>>24
Where is your god now?
Still looking for the perfect trip.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-06 9:51

>>24
Composition of rules is undefined.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-06 12:22

>>7
that could be covered under C

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-06 12:23

>>27
Hahahaha... no.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-06 12:30

COMPOSE MY ANUS

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Name: Anonymous 2013-01-23 4:02

Don't mind me. Just reminding you that lua is 1 based

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-23 5:15

Don't mind me. Just reminding you that MY ANUS is HAX based

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-23 13:01

6) It's in this thread.

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