How to Tell If Something Sucks

1) GUI
2) Written in a language that isn't BBCode, lisp, haskell, lua, or C. (Assembly or an HDL may be acceptable.)
3) Discussed on codinghorror
4) It's a programming book about a specific language, including any language in (2), except possibly "The Little Lisper/Schemer" and K&R.
5) It's mentioned in a non-saged /prog/ reply.

Are these individually diagnostic or do you need a certain number to be true?

What about programs with GUI frontends?  Does it not suck if you use the CLI version?

I think my preferred monospace font was mentioned on codinghorror once.  Does this mean it sucks?