How to Tell If Something Sucks

1) GUI
2) Written in a language that isn't BBCode, lisp, haskell, lua, or C. (Assembly or an HDL may be acceptable.)
3) Discussed on codinghorror
4) It's a programming book about a specific language, including any language in (2), except possibly "The Little Lisper/Schemer" and K&R.
5) It's mentioned in a non-saged /prog/ reply.

2) Written in a language that isn't BBCode, lisp, haskell, lua, or C. (Assembly or an HDL may be acceptable.)
5) It's mentioned in a non-saged /prog/ reply.
BBCode, lisp, haskell, lua, C

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