JavaScript AI

http://mind.sourceforge.net/Mind.html

>alert("The AI Mind is a living, sentient creature. You may unclick your decision.");

wtf, this shit doesnt even know "dicks"!

THE ANUS. MY THE ANUS.

Well . . . okay.

What's the point of this stupid thing?
Its horrible design doesn't make it immediately obvious.

http://www.scn.org/~mentifex/AiMind.html

http://www.scn.org/~mentifex/

Third-grade chatbot, using very inefficient javascript code.
How this could took so many years to code?
example from his site:
It should be possible to enter a group of statements like:

    cats eat fish
    fish eat bugs
    bugs eat germs
    germs kill cats

and get the AI to go into a loop of thinking the same thoughts
over and over again.

>>8
Are you the same FrozenVoid from a couple of years ago?

>>9
From 4 years ago, actually.
http://www.reddit.com/user/FrozenVoid/

<span class="age">redditor for <time title="Thu Oct 12 03:01:51 2006 GMT" datetime="2006-10-12T03:01:51.409949-07:00">4 years</time></span>

>>11
Ah, thats would be 5 years actually now.

>>12
make a blog post to prove its you

>>13
Not until google improves the horrible design. You can petition google to provide option to use something simpler and sane such as plain HTML and editors which don't mangle code.

In fact i'll close the blog, and repost the useful stuff on reddit.
Google shouldn't mess with interface.

Hmm, i'll have to check new crypteria algos and refactor that code.
The rest of blog is not interesting today.

>>16
I'm disappointed to hear you didn't even write your own blogging
software. Why are you relying on the Big G for your inerfaces? A
real hacker would never do that, he would write everything from
scratch.

I like to think about writing blogging software... what kinds of
data types would it need? I don't think it would need a lot of
types, I would just make one for Post (call it "Node") and be
done with it. Why anyone would ever require something more
complex than a simple Node is beyond me. What kind of data
structures would you use on your next blog?

Anyways it was fun to talk to you, hope to see you here again!

>>17
I could write such software, its not that hard, but where would it be hosted?
Blogger pages,despite their complexity, rely on huge google cloud, which is pretty solid hosting. There only a dozen reliable blog hosting companies and none of them allow custom scripts or executables(that CGI/Virtual server territory).
>A real hacker would never do that, he would write everything from
scratch.
"Real hackers" call that Re-Inventing the wheel
why write while you can open a blog for free?
I don't want to pay for hosting a custom server and have the company die in few months. In fact, blogs as "information storage" is not optimal, and i have a project for a wiki engine with integrated anonymous BBS subforums for eveyr page and listing of articles by last change,rating(calculated by amount of hidden/saved articles) and last BBS comment.
Its sort of 4chan+Wikipedia+Reddit and it will have alot of social features like avatars(user can select avatars from pool of uploaded files),private message(to tripcode)/passworded chat channels.It will also have a telnet interface via SSH.
There will be account-less system where each user can optionally use a secure tripcode(as 4chan), and receive private messages by sending the tripcode to a form field.

>>18
alot

you're a dumb fuck teenager. Stop pretending you've got shit going on.

>>19
That's FV, son. I don't think you realize who you're talking to.

I forget my grammar; `GC' can obviously be a subject and `is' is a verb, but can an adjective like `shit' count as an object?

http://www.chatbots.org/ai_zone/viewthread/240/

http://www.scn.org/~mentifex/mfpj.html

http://robots.net/person/AI4U/diary/59.html

You could make you script work server-side with NodeJS and provide a database interface(to store every user input, like cleverbot).

non-fuzzy knowledge representation
laughinggirls.jpg

http://www.scn.org/~mentifex/AiMind.html

FrozenVoid made some kind suggestions (NodeJS, etc.) that go beyond my level of expertise; thanks anyway. The AI Mind is actually being developed first in Forth, then ported into JavaScript.

http://www.scn.org/~mentifex/mindforth.txt

Today for the first time ever my AI Mind in Forth was able to carry on an intelligent conversation with me.

>>28
fuuuuuuuuuuuk! my branch predictor is in pain dude

What is that shit? The losethos of AI?

>>30
Mentifex has been around longer than  you have likely been alive. Losethos is more like the mentifex of operating systems. Only losethos less (!) obsessive compulsive.

>>27 You could at least optimize the code.
 these all can be replace with tax=equity,
if (equity == 1) tax = 1;
  if (equity == 2) tax = 2;
  if (equity == 3) tax = 3;
  if (equity == 4) tax = 4;
  if (equity == 5) tax = 5;
  if (equity == 6) tax = 6;
  if (equity == 7) tax = 7;
  if (equity == 8) tax = 8;
  if (equity == 9) tax = 9;
  if (equity == 10) tax = 10;
  if (equity == 11) tax = 11;
  if (equity == 12) tax = 12;
  if (equity == 13) tax = 13;
  if (equity == 14) tax = 14;
  if (equity == 15) tax = 15;
  if (equity == 16) tax = 16;

  if (tax==1) concept.style.setAttribute('top', '250');
  if (tax==2) concept.style.setAttribute('top', '270');
  if (tax==3) concept.style.setAttribute('top', '290');
  if (tax==4) concept.style.setAttribute('top', '310');
  if (tax==5) concept.style.setAttribute('top', '330');
  if (tax==6) concept.style.setAttribute('top', '350');
  if (tax==7) concept.style.setAttribute('top', '370');
this can be replaced as concept.style.setAttribute('top', 230+20*tax);

if (brevity > 0)  wipeSubject("sun" + 1);
  if (brevity > 1)  wipeSubject("sun" + 2);
  if (brevity > 2)  wipeSubject("sun" + 3);
  if (brevity > 3)  wipeSubject("sun" + 4);
  if (brevity > 4)  wipeSubject("sun" + 5);
  if (brevity > 5)  wipeSubject("sun" + 6);
  if (brevity > 6)  wipeSubject("sun" + 7);
  if (brevity > 7)  wipeSubject("sun" + 8);
  if (brevity > 8)  wipeSubject("sun" + 9);
  if (brevity > 9)  wipeSubject("sun" + 10);
can be replaced by this: while(brevity)wipeSubject("sun" + (brevity--))

  if (tur==1) answer.style.setAttribute('top', '240');
  if (tur==2) answer.style.setAttribute('top', '260');
  if (tur==3) answer.style.setAttribute('top', '280');
  if (tur==4) answer.style.setAttribute('top', '300');
  if (tur==5) answer.style.setAttribute('top', '320');
  if (tur==6) answer.style.setAttribute('top', '340');
can be replaced by  answer.style.setAttribute('top', 220+ tur*20);

>>31
What I meant is that both projects are the pathetic lifework of a loser and both are breathlessly spammed by their own author across the Internet.

/prog/riders suck dicks => THE DIEPROG/PROG/RIDERS THE

http://aimind-i.com

>>32 FrozenVoid's suggestions are much appreciated and I will have to try them out. Meanwhile here is my chance to tell my own personal Steve Jobs story. Back in circa 1989 I was working as the "educational coordinator" (i.e., salesman) of a Commodore Amiga dealer here in Seattle WA USA. We had our Amiga booth at the annual University of Washjington Computer Faire. Across the aisle and around the corner from us was the NeXT booth, whose CEO Steve Jobs was giving the keynote address which I could not attend because of booth duty. I tried to show off to an East Indian customer by saying (mutatis mutandis), "Swami! Swami Punjabpuri! I would recognize you [who's that standing next to him across the table from me?!!} any...where.... [I was staring into the face of Steve Jobs, whose lips curled up into a fake-out smile at me, and Jobs pivoted and disappeared down the aisle.]

>>35
mentifex confirmed for retard.

FrozenVoid's suggestions are much appreciated
A retard thanking another retard for his suggestions? My fucking sides.

Robot: THE 36+0+36 HI 36+0+36 WHAT 36+0+36

Human:
Robot: THE 36+0+36 HI 36+0+36 WHAT 36+0+36

Human:
Robot: THE HI WHAT

Human:
Robot: THE HI WHAT

Human:
Robot: THE HI WHAT

Human:
Robot: THE HI WHAT

Human:
Robot: THE HI WHAT

Human:
Robot: THE HI WHAT

Human:
Robot: THE I HELP THE KIDS

Human:
Robot: THE KIDS MAKE THE ROBOTS

Human:
Robot: THE ROBOTS NEED THE I

Human:
Robot: THE I HELP THE KIDS

Human:
Robot: THE KIDS MAKE THE ROBOTS

Human:
Robot: THE ROBOTS NEED THE I

Human:
Robot: THE I HELP THE KIDS

Human:
Robot: THE KIDS MAKE THE ROBOTS

Human:
Robot: THE ROBOTS NEED THE I

;_; All I said was hi!

AI4U poses an existential risk for humanity, it must be destroyed!

"I AM ERROR"
-- mind.js, threatening humanity

where is my thought
THE MY WHAT

This is too dangerous, I'm contacting the TED authorities. A talk must be held.

lol this mentifex guy is hilarious. how can his code be such crap?

mentifex.js

|laughingmentifex.js

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>>45
sure i can nigger

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>>28
Saying I ARE ANDRU 50 times does not count as an ``intelligent conversation'', Mentishit!

>>1
doesnt work in firefox

>>50
It only works on IE6, I think.
MENTISHIT QUALITY CODE

>>51
No, no, it's definitely better on a modern browser.