/prog/ - [spoilered]

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-07 21:54

Is js considered programing by /prog/?
I ask because I heard you don't consider HTML nor PHP, so I wondered.

Also, do you guys hover over every spoilered /prog/ or do you always just assume it's there?

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-07 21:56

Enough already

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-07 22:12

The ONLY thing that is programming is TURING COMPLETION which is when you write ONLY turing complete programs..

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-07 23:27

Lurk the fuck more.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-08 0:42

>>3

>implying a program can be Turing complete
>implying JavaScript isn't Turing complete

OP is still a gigantic faggot, though

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-08 0:52

dear >>1-san,

PHP and Javascript are real programming. PHP just sucks.

Sincerely,
>>6

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-08 0:56

>>5
Polecat kebabs.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-08 1:59

Hey /prog/,
How many /prog/rammers does it take to answer 2 simple questions?

^{^{^{^{^{^{Let's find out.}}}}}}

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-08 2:09

1. Sort of.
2. I do. You never know when /fake/ will show up.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-08 2:26

>>5
Get out, please

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-08 17:35

>>8
Seems the answer is SEVEN.

Thanks nine.

Name: sage 2010-07-08 18:26

>>10

It's the system, not any program, which can be Turing complete.
JS is Turing complete.
You are a homo.

These are irrefutable facts.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-08 18:59

>>12
If you really think that aspect of your post was what people were taking issue with, you're even more of an idiot than I thought.
Polecat kebabs.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-17 20:48

What do you guys mean by turing complete?
Is it some sort of MY ANUS meme?

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-17 21:00

*Touring

Name: Fuck off, !Ep8pui8Vw2 2010-08-17 21:05

>>13
Fuck off, ``faggot''.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-17 21:10

*grabs duck*

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-17 21:22

>>17
You duck-typed that?

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-17 21:55

EXCEPTION: EXPERT MEME TYPE MISMATCH

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-18 7:27

I actually find the core Javascript language delightful. Obviously, the language is not suitable for the web and has kind of been shoehorned in to that position. Additionally, the confusion between the DOM API and ECMAScript has cultivated the popular opinion that Javascript, CSS and HTML are built to work together.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-18 8:58

>>20
By 'core' I take it you mean without the standard library.
I can't help being reminded of this: http://lambda-the-ultimate.org/node/4009#comment-60781

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Name: Anonymous 2013-01-19 23:25

/prog/ will be spammed continuously until further notice. we apologize for any inconvenience this may cause.

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1 Name: Anonymous 2010-07-07 21:54

2 Name: Anonymous 2010-07-07 21:56

3 Name: Anonymous 2010-07-07 22:12

4 Name: Anonymous 2010-07-07 23:27

5 Name: Anonymous 2010-07-08 0:42

6 Name: Anonymous 2010-07-08 0:52

7 Name: Anonymous 2010-07-08 0:56

8 Name: Anonymous 2010-07-08 1:59

9 Name: Anonymous 2010-07-08 2:09

10 Name: Anonymous 2010-07-08 2:26

11 Name: Anonymous 2010-07-08 17:35

12 Name: sage 2010-07-08 18:26

13 Name: Anonymous 2010-07-08 18:59

14 Name: Anonymous 2010-08-17 20:48

15 Name: Anonymous 2010-08-17 21:00

16 Name: Fuck off, !Ep8pui8Vw2 2010-08-17 21:05

17 Name: Anonymous 2010-08-17 21:10

18 Name: Anonymous 2010-08-17 21:22

19 Name: Anonymous 2010-08-17 21:55

20 Name: Anonymous 2010-08-18 7:27

21 Name: Anonymous 2010-08-18 8:58

22 Name: ​​​​​​​​​​ 2010-10-22 11:25

23 Name: ​​​​​​​​​​ 2010-10-25 19:38

25 Name: Anonymous 2013-01-19 23:25