Stop "creating memes". This is what's wrong with the imageboards, all sorts of people circlejerking about what "memes" they're "creating".
I'll sidestep the fact that "meme" is an unfortunate and stupid term for the time being. Really, the more important point is that the in-jokes of any community are not "created" - they develop and evolve naturally. Trying to be an authoritative source on what is funny and what gets shared and repeated is like putting yourself on a pedestal as some sort of "meme missionary".
Just try to be a regular, normal poster like everyone else, and eventually you'll find that someone else has repeated something you wrote.
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Anonymous2010-05-06 11:19
I gotta get that anti-necromancy ASAP. This is really annoying
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Anonymous2010-05-06 11:31
>>2
Why are you trying to be a serious poster on /prog/? You shit posting by doing so.
>>2 I'll sidestep the fact that "meme" is an unfortunate and stupid term for the time being.
Why is that? I agree with the rest of what you're saying, but the term ``meme'' is pretty appropriate even if the meme is forced.
>>11
I agree, ``Over 31'' any thread that's more than six months old or something.
>>5
More than anything else I'm dismayed at how its definition has been reshaped from a thought commonly known to a particular cultural group into "stupid internet joke".
>>13
Well, the Internet definition of ``meme'' is a subset of what knowledgeable people would call a meme, but it fits the concept pretty well. It's sad that people aren't aware of the word's origin, but people are going to be idiots regardless.
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>>35
Sorry, but regular expressions are handy.
I've had many situations where it saved me a hell of a lot of headaches, and I mean a lot of headaches.
I sometimes hear lusers whining about large datasets they need to sort.
Maybe we should have PCRE classes, and they'll be able to make regexes themselves? NEVERMIND!, lusers fail to learn even the basic tasks, like you-OH MY BAD, you must be a luser yourself!!
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Anonymous2010-05-07 7:57
i am a heron. i haev a long neck and i pick fish out of the water w/ my beak. if you dont repost this comment on 10 other pages i will fly into your kitchen tonight and make a mess of your pots and pans
>>39 YHABT. TINBT here in /Prague/.
Every troll is a troll troll. IHBT
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Anonymous2010-05-07 15:59
bring back suave yoshi
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Anonymous2010-05-07 16:32
Any ideas on how I could make this program run faster?
It's supposed to run under 0.5 seconds.
In some cases it does, in others it fails. [b]The task : [/b]
INPUT:
From the first line of the standard input read one integer (5 <= n <= 100000). Each of the following n lines will have one of the following two formats:
- 1 a - meaning that Mirko said aloud the number a, (0 <= a <= 65535).
- 2 k - meaning that Mirko asks what is the kth smallest number he has said so far. k will always be less or equal to the number of numbers Mirko has said aloud so far.
The total number of different number will not be bigger than 400, but some of the numbers can repeat!
OUTPUT:
To the standard output write one line for each of the 2 k inputs. Representing the kth smallest number at that moment.
Input:
7
1 0
1 1
1 5
2 1
2 3
1 2
2 3
Output:
0
5
2
My solution :
#include <stdio.h>
int main(){
unsigned short int * a;
unsigned int n,j,x,y;
int m=-1;
scanf("%u",&n);
a=new unsigned short int[n];
while (n>0){
n=n-1;
scanf("%u %u",&x,&y);
if (x==1){
m=m+1;
j=m;
a[j]=y;
while((j>0)&&(a[j]<a[j-1])){
y=a[j-1];
a[j-1]=a[j];
a[j]=y;
j=j-1;
}
People are wondering how they can better fit in with the /prog/ crowd. They say ``Oh, I'll just start a thread about creating memes!'' Now they have two problems.
>>84 /prog/ is the top result in google for `` I just implemented a boner array in my butt loop. '' (without quotes)
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Anonymous2010-05-12 21:23
>>90 /prog/ is the top result in Google for ``/prog/ is the top result in google for `` I just implemented a boner array in my butt loop. '' (without quotes)'' (without quotes).
>>94
You need to get the fuck out of here. But be sure you don't end up accidentally spending your time on something that might facilitate your procreation.
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Anonymous2010-05-13 18:14
>>95
Too late, I have a beautiful wife and three kids.