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Let's create new memes for 2010

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-06 9:30

I'll start:

/prog/ is really slow today, now I have two problems.

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-06 10:41

Stop "creating memes". This is what's wrong with the imageboards, all sorts of people circlejerking about what "memes" they're "creating".

I'll sidestep the fact that "meme" is an unfortunate and stupid term for the time being. Really, the more important point is that the in-jokes of any community are not "created" - they develop and evolve naturally. Trying to be an authoritative source on what is funny and what gets shared and repeated is like putting yourself on a pedestal as some sort of "meme missionary".

Just try to be a regular, normal poster like everyone else, and eventually you'll find that someone else has repeated something you wrote.

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-06 11:19

I gotta get that anti-necromancy ASAP. This is really annoying

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-06 11:31

>>2
Why are you trying to be a serious poster on /prog/? You shit posting by doing so.

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-06 11:33

>>2
I'll sidestep the fact that "meme" is an unfortunate and stupid term for the time being.
Why is that? I agree with the rest of what you're saying, but the term ``meme'' is pretty appropriate even if the meme is forced.

>>1,4
Go shit on /comp/ or something.

Name: HAXUS THE GREAT 2010-05-06 11:38

HAXUS THE GREAT

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-06 11:41

prople don't say "GRUNNUR" anymore? I never found out what that meant

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-06 11:41

>>3
Perhaps we should actually get rid of old threads on the textboards?

I am a high-level cleric and I cast turn undead on this thread!

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-06 11:45

"FOUNDATION"

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-06 11:48

>>7
I'm feeling uncharacteristically helpful at the moment!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fjölnir_(programming_language)

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-06 11:55

>>8
That's a dumb idea. /prog/ is rich in history.

Maybe archive them, but not get rid of them completely.

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-06 12:00

[i]
Oh look at my pretty anus
Oh its as pretty as the sun
Oh won't you look at my pretty anus
Oh we can all have some fun

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-06 12:02

>>11
I agree, ``Over 31'' any thread that's more than six months old or something.

>>5
More than anything else I'm dismayed at how its definition has been reshaped from a thought commonly known to a particular cultural group into "stupid internet joke".

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-06 12:08

>>13
DISMAY MY ANUS

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-06 12:37

>>13
Quit with the meta bullshit. You're on the wrong board if you think /prog/ is not full of U MENA HASKAL and HAX MY ANUS

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-06 12:52

>>15
When did I say it wasn't?

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-06 12:52

>>15
U MENA ANUS

Name: sage 2010-05-06 12:57

>>17
HAX MY HASKAL

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-06 13:19

>>17,18
ANUS MY ANUS

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-06 13:20

>>13
Well, the Internet definition of ``meme'' is a subset of what knowledgeable people would call a meme, but it fits the concept pretty well. It's sad that people aren't aware of the word's origin, but people are going to be idiots regardless.

>>15
'-._                  ___.....___
    `.__           ,-'        ,-.`-,            HAVE YOU PLAYED
        `''-------'          ( p )  `._       IN TRAFFIC TODAY?
                              `-'      \     
                                        \
                              .         \
                               \---..,--'
   ................._           --...--,
                     `-.._         _.-'
                          `'-----''

Name: >>19 2010-05-06 13:20

>>17,18
My cock craves severed windpipes. You can either behave, or you can help sate its cravings.

Name: >>21 2010-05-06 13:22

>>19
Whoops, I'm definitely not you.

Name: >>23 2010-05-06 13:38

>>22
I know. I am. I'm also >>17 HAHAHAHA

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-06 13:52

>>20
Well, linguistically my OBJECTION to it is the word doesn't mean joke at all.

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-06 15:23

>>24
To be fair, most Internet memes aren't funny either.

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-06 15:27

La vie est un anus.

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-06 15:59

>>20
Meme is not a meme!

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-06 16:00

Meme discussions on /prog/, now I have two problems.

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-06 16:02

>>28
"Now I have two problems," now you have two problems.

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-06 16:03

RELAX MY ANUS

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-06 16:08

>>22
Actually, I'm everyone in this thread, including you.

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-06 16:31

Get out and stop spamming.

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-06 16:49

My polyps are growing and sitting is painful, now I have two problems.

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-06 16:53

PARALLAX MY ANUS

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-06 22:10

Some people, when confronted with a problem, think
“I know, I'll use regular expressions.”   Now they have two problems.

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-07 4:44

>>4
I agree with >>2 nonetheless.

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-07 7:40

>>35
Sorry, but regular expressions are handy.
I've had many situations where it saved me a hell of a lot of headaches, and I mean a lot of headaches.

I sometimes hear lusers whining about large datasets they need to sort.
Maybe we should have PCRE classes, and they'll be able to make regexes themselves?
NEVERMIND!, lusers fail to learn even the basic tasks, like you-OH MY BAD, you must be a luser yourself!!

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-07 7:57

i am a heron. i haev a long neck and i pick fish out of the water w/ my beak. if you dont repost this comment on 10 other pages i will fly into your kitchen tonight and make a mess of your pots and pans

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-07 8:58

>>37
Sorry, but YHBT

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-07 10:17

>>39
[m]Some people, when confronted with a troll, think
[i]“I know, I'll argue with the troll.”[i]   Now they have two problems.[/m]

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