Let's create new memes for 2010

I'll start:

/prog/ is really slow today, now I have two problems.

>>2
I'll sidestep the fact that "meme" is an unfortunate and stupid term for the time being.
Why is that? I agree with the rest of what you're saying, but the term ``meme'' is pretty appropriate even if the meme is forced.

>>1,4
Go shit on /comp/ or something.