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Manifesto

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-02 8:19

If you don't use linux, you don't belong on /prog/.

If you don't use vim or emacs, you don't belong on /prog/.

If you don't program using lambdas, you don't belong on /prog/.

If you don't script in python or perl, you don't belong on /prog/.

If you make hardware and software decisions based on gaming capability, you don't belong on /prog/.

If you browse with one hand on your mouse, you don't belong on /prog/.

If you don't agree with everything I just said, you don't belong on YHBT.

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-02 8:30

Let's see how many IHBT points do I score:
linux
Use it for many things, but wouldn't use it as a desktop OS.
vim or emacs
Prefer Emacs.
lambdas
That's about as stupid as asking if you like functions or not. Of course.
If you make hardware and software decisions based on gaming capability,
I'm unsure what this is supposed to mean. While I do usually pick a beefed system when I buy it, I usually do upgrade because something isn't enough. While I don't game much, I still got a good GPU, because it's useful for GPU-enabled applications (this actually proved very useful in accelerating H.264 decoding (a few times(3-4x) of realtime speed for 1080p video) and some other encoding stuff),  and I've gotten a quad core so I could make better use of x264. While I didn't have gaming in mind, I did get a modern enough system that pcsx2 (ps2 emu) runs at a decent speed and some other 3D intensive games work fine. Bought enough RAM for development and Virtual Machines. Got a CPU with virtualization support, so I could enjoy fast VMs. When buying a system, it only makes sense to consider what it will be used for.
If you browse with one hand on your mouse,
And using a keyboard to move between forms is that much better. I use my mouse for what it is useful. I have no need to do everything with the keyboard, unless the keyboard shortcuts are faster. A good balance ensures productivity.

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-02 8:32

I disagree

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Name: Anonymous 2010-05-02 8:36

The BSDs belong here as well. Perl users, on the other hand, don't.

Name: >>2 2010-05-02 8:44

Forgot one
If you don't script in python or perl,
Don't script in either. I always write real applications. Be that in C, Common Lisp or some ENTERPRISE language. The extra effort is usually not that much if you pick the right language, and in the end, the code is more maintainable and maybe even reusable as a library later on.

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-02 8:52

If you don't script in python or perl, you don't belong on /prog/
This is offensive to all of us dedicated with more refined tastes

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-02 8:56

>>6
s/dedicated//

This is what happens when you don't pay attention when posting

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-02 9:04

If you don't use linux, you don't belong on /prog/.
i use it, but only in virtual machines on top of freebsd (on servers) and windows 7 (on my laptop, because i'm stuck with an old ati graphics card there and the only driver for it that doesn't crash every five minutes is for windows).

If you don't use vim or emacs, you don't belong on /prog/.
i've tried both, but i strongly prefer real vi. and if i want stuff like syntax highlighting, i'll use elvis. it's smaller, faster, and more free than vim.

If you don't program using lambdas, you don't belong on /prog/.
i use them sometimes, but usually prefer pointfree style over explicit lambda expressions.

If you don't script in python or perl, you don't belong on /prog/.
i can do most things you'd call scripting in one line of perl. does that count? for anything bigger i use haskell, c#, or c.

If you make hardware and software decisions based on gaming capability, you don't belong on /prog/.
the only games i play are over 3 years old. that means i can pretty much assume any hardware that's still in use can run them on freebsd, windows, or linux.

If you browse with one hand on your mouse, you don't belong on /prog/.
i don't even have a mouse.

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-02 9:17

>>8
bro u hardcore

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-02 11:05

If you browse with one hand on your mouse, you don't belong on /prog/.

i have both hands on my mouse.

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-02 11:09

>>10
Epic over-mousing?

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-02 11:09

no mouse

IHBT

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-02 11:20

what /prog/rider has no mouse? i have like 5 or 6.

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-02 11:20

If you don't use vim ... you don't belong on /prog/.
I prefer Ed

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-02 11:50

>>13
I don't have a mouse. I have a trackpad, which I don't use.

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-02 12:26

>>15
What /prog has only 1 computer? I have like 5 or 6.

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-02 12:27

I write Haskell in Vim on my MacBook and browse /prog/ with Vrome.

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-02 12:43

I have three computers and I use cascading KVM switches to select the mouse input. It's kinda nifty, but the 11 state is currently a don't-care, so I need a fourth computer.

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-02 13:18

cascading KVM switches
you'd be better off with synergy-plus

Name: >>15 2010-05-02 13:22

>>16
I have two servers, put they don't have any input devices at all.

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-02 22:43

The last spoiler box was a little bigger than the others so I knew it was different.

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-02 22:53

I have a cage of mice.

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-03 0:58

>>22
You'll need a pulley and some gear related things if you plan to use that as a power source.

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-03 4:27

>>23
ZOMG INRCREDIBLE MACHINE

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-03 13:20

>>24
This game is the only educational game i'll consider truly fun.

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-03 13:48

The game with the most easiest DRM method to crack.

Tootlip: Vacuum / Mel / Cat

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-03 20:22

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-03 20:32

>>24
ZOMG EDIBLE MACHINE

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-04 12:47

>>25
Oregon Trail.

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-04 13:02

>>25
Colobot was pretty fun too. Even the dynamically typed sepples you had to use in it did not ruin the fun.

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-04 16:09

>>29
You have cholera!

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-06 0:34

But what if I have two hands on a muse?

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-06 1:23

>>32
Then you don't belong to /prague/. /prog/riders never manage to touch a woman.

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-06 7:38

>>33
I bet Leah touches herself three times a day.

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-06 8:33

>>34
She's not a woman.

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-06 8:48

>>35
What about Audrey Tang?

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-06 9:19

What about Erika?

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-06 9:30

>>37
She's not exactly real.

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-06 10:12

>>38
I have close to a hundred pictures that prove you wrong.

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-06 10:55

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Name: Anonymous 2010-05-06 11:08

>>37
Who the fuck is Erika?

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-06 11:13

>>41
Xarn's wife.

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-06 11:18

>>42
What does Fallout 2 have to do with this?

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-06 11:31

>>43
Yeah, that wasn't clever the first ten times either.

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-06 12:06

Xarn is gay. He likes men.

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-06 13:21

>>45
Xarn is bisexual, but he does not have a wife. He is a committed hikikomori.

Name: Postfux 2010-05-06 13:40

>>46
Barn is xisexual
Fuxxed that for you

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-06 18:07

>>41
>>38
>>37

Erika is my waifu.

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-06 18:18

>>48
Too bad she'll never quite reach her base model's expectations, and that she's not real and possibly even dead from the start.

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-06 18:39

>>48
Please optimise your quotes!

I shouldn't have to clutter up my history like this.

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-06 19:13

>>48
Erika belongs to Xarn whether they're having sex or not.

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-06 19:33

>>37-40,42,48-49,51
Hello, Erika

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-06 21:56

>>51
Really? These picture, among many others, seems to suggest something else:

http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=777956
http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=671695

(Non-/prog/-related material lies on those links, and don't bother with the back to /jp/, as I'm already there... too).

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-06 23:07

>>53
That first picture actually looks like my girlfriend and me.

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-07 2:12

>>54
Fictitious and with a poorly drawn expression?

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-04 11:39


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