Manifesto

If you don't use linux, you don't belong on /prog/.

If you don't use vim or emacs, you don't belong on /prog/.

If you don't program using lambdas, you don't belong on /prog/.

If you don't script in python or perl, you don't belong on /prog/.

If you make hardware and software decisions based on gaming capability, you don't belong on /prog/.

If you browse with one hand on your mouse, you don't belong on /prog/.

If you don't agree with everything I just said, you don't belong on YHBT.

>>37
Who the fuck is Erika?

>>41
Xarn's wife.

>>42
What does Fallout 2 have to do with this?

>>43
Yeah, that wasn't clever the first ten times either.

Xarn is gay. He likes men.

>>45
Xarn is bisexual, but he does not have a wife. He is a committed hikikomori.

>>46
Barn is xisexual
Fuxxed that for you

>>41
>>38
>>37

Erika is my waifu.

>>48
Too bad she'll never quite reach her base model's expectations, and that she's not real and possibly even dead from the start.

>>48
Please optimise your quotes!

I shouldn't have to clutter up my history like this.

>>48
Erika belongs to Xarn whether they're having sex or not.

>>37-40,42,48-49,51
Hello, Erika

>>51
Really? These picture, among many others, seems to suggest something else:

http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=777956
http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=671695

(Non-/prog/-related material lies on those links, and don't bother with the back to /jp/, as I'm already there... too).

>>53
That first picture actually looks like my girlfriend and me.

>>54
Fictitious and with a poorly drawn expression?