Three young boys were sitting at a table together in their math class. The teacher asked the boys, "What is one and one?" The first, the son of a troll, replied "It's eleven, of course," smiling greatly inside. Immediately the next boy, the son of a /g/uy, stammered "No it's not, you idiot! The answer is two!" The two begin arguing, the first barely able to suppress his amusement towards the second's unfounded rage. The third boy, the son of a /prog/rider, let the argument go on for a minute before saying, quietly,
I've always preferred: there are 10 kinds people, those who understand binary and those who don'tand those who don'tand those who don'tand those who don'tand those who don'tand those who don'tand those who don'tand those who don'tand those who don't
There are four engineers travelling in a car -- a mechanical engineer,
a chemical engineer, an electrical engineer, and a computer engineer. The car breaks down.
"Sounds to me as if the pistons have seized. We'll have to strip
down the engine before we can get the car working again", says the
mechanical engineer.
"Well", says the chemical engineer, "it sounded to me as if the fuel
might be contaminated. I think we should clear out the fuel system."
"I thought it might be an grounding problem", says the electrical
engineer, "or maybe a faulty plug lead."
They all turn to the computer scientist, who up to then had said
nothing, and asked "Well, what do you think?"
"I put on my wizard robe and hat. My other car is a cdr." The computer scientist pulls out a cudder from his pocket, and shoves it down the throats of the engineers. "Take that, motherfuckers!!!!"
hax@anus:~$ python
Python 2.6.4 (r264:75706, Nov 2 2009, 14:38:03)
[GCC 4.4.1] on linux2
Type "help", "copyright", "credits" or "license" for more information.
>>> 1 and 1
1
>>24
Great, thanks. None of us understood the joke.
Name:
Anonymous2009-12-05 13:07
[ハクッスス@まうまう] ghci
GHCi, version 6.8.2: http://www.haskell.org/ghc/ :ihbt for help
Loading package base ... linking ... done.
Prelude> 1 `and` 1
<interactive>:1:0:
Couldn't match expected type `t1 -> t' against inferred type `Bool'
In the expression: 1 `and` 1
In the definition of `it': it = 1 `and` 1 （≖‿≖）