Programming Jokes Thread #26348

Three young boys were sitting at a table together in their math class. The teacher asked the boys, "What is one and one?" The first, the son of a troll, replied "It's eleven, of course," smiling greatly inside. Immediately the next boy, the son of a /g/uy, stammered "No it's not, you idiot! The answer is two!" The two begin arguing, the first barely able to suppress his amusement towards the second's unfounded rage. The third boy, the son of a /prog/rider, let the argument go on for a minute before saying, quietly,

"Actually, it's one."

>>16
this is the best programming joke i've ever heard.
i keep it saved on my computer and read it from time to time.
always makes me laugh