/prog/ - Did I get trolled or...

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-07 15:01

http://artlung.com/smorgasborg/Invention_of_Cplusplus.shtml
I mean, is this shit a joke or what? So unlikely, even if I know Stroustrup.
I know it could be old, anyway as an hardcore C programmer I found this reading pretty interesting.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-07 15:15

>>2
Isn't JavaScript object-oriented?

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-07 15:22

>>3
Not necessarily.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-07 15:24

LISP IS OBJECT ORIENTED

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-07 15:24

>>4
Yes, necessarily. Everything is an object.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-07 15:31

Haskell is OO.
Does it have classes? An elaborate class system, like C++? Then answer is, it does. Ergo, it's object-oriented.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-07 15:31

>>7
Do you not use "<some string>".split(' ')? It's pretty helpful.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-07 15:33

>>9
But does it have objects like JavaScript?

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-07 15:36

>>8
Just like in Self, the first prototype-based OO language.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-07 15:40

>>12
Why not? A message is being sent to the string object and it's prototype (it's "super object", if you will) is answering with the function that is going to be applied. Message passing and inheritance, seems pretty OO to me.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-07 15:42

>>14
So your beef is only with class-based OO?

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-07 15:44

>>17
Do you know every function you define in JavaScript is a method of the global object?

Name: /g/ is that way -> 2009-01-07 15:50

>>18
no his beef is that he is a troll.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-07 15:50

>>19
you inherit from your_fat_momma

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-07 15:52

>>22
I didn't qyite understand that. Could you give an example?

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-07 15:53

>>23
So? Can't I talk with the troll a little? I'm bored.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-07 15:53

>>22
I didn't qyite see that. Could you please not be a namefag

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-07 16:00

>>28
Do you mean you never the following?



thing.fun = function() { ... }



...



thing.fun()

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-07 16:03

SCALABLE ENTERPRISE CLASS TROLLING SOLUTIONS

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-07 16:10

Just because it's on Wikipedia doesn't mean it's "sound" or "smart".

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-07 16:12

>>31
But
thing.__proto__.fun = function() { ....}
...
thing,fun()

is just as OO. Maybe even more so, because it involves inheritance.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-07 16:13

>>34
Prove it.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-07 16:14

>>37
Copy/pasting biographies is not evidence.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-07 16:19

>>31
So wait, you mean you really don't use string.split(' ')? Because it's a function bound to a prototype and it's pretty useful.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-07 16:19

>>40
And you're not. Funny how that works.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-07 16:19

>>40
So you're saying people who aren't smart can't have Wikipedia articles?

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-07 16:20

>>39
How come?

Name: FrozenVoid!FrOzEn2BUo 2009-01-07 16:25

HAHA, DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS!!

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-07 16:36

>>46
But it's still dynamically dispatched in OO fashion.

Name: FrozenVoid!FrOzEn2BUo 2009-01-07 16:41

>>48
I see you have been reading my blog?
you can see my other trollings at http://frozentroll.blogspot.com

Name: FrozenVoid!FrOzEn2BUo 2009-01-07 18:14

Also I am significant enough to have earned my own wikipedia article. I wonder why it keeps getting deleted?

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-07 19:32

>>40
And?

Name: FrozenVoid!FrOzEn2BUo 2009-01-07 20:55

Your quoting inefficiently. I wouldnt make such trivial mistake, as I am very good at posting on the internet. Me, I would write a Javerscript program to automatically generate these posts and then post it on my BLOG.
You have read my BLOG right?
http://faggots.dicks.butts/
Read my BLOG.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-07 21:33

Just in case this hasn't been mentioned, >>1 was an april fools joke.

Name: FrozenVoid!FrOzEn2BUo 2009-01-08 14:36

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Name: Anonymous 2009-01-08 18:54

YHBT

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-08 18:54

>>59
HYBTT?

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-08 18:58

YHBT

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-08 19:00

IHBTAIFKOGAI:)
IHBT, and I feel kind of good about it :)

Name: !6Xvtqhn3ls 2009-01-08 19:26

I'm curious about something.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-08 19:42

I once had an account on a forum called I Have Been Trolled. By addmitting it upfront , I could post with out for of being caught biting.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-08 20:26

I once had an account on a forum called "GRUNNUR". By addmitting it upfront , I could post with out för of being caught þroðfynar.

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