Did I get trolled or...

http://artlung.com/smorgasborg/Invention_of_Cplusplus.shtml
I mean, is this shit a joke or what? So unlikely, even if I know Stroustrup.
I know it could be old, anyway as an hardcore C programmer I found this reading pretty interesting.

Haskell is OO.
Does it have classes? An elaborate class system, like C++? Then answer is, it does. Ergo, it's object-oriented.