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Antidisestablishmentarianism

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-18 18:49

http://kaijaeger.com/articles/javascript-for-people-who-are-in-a-hurry.html

Read everything carefully and you'll be a JavaScript expert faster than you can say "Antidisestablishmentarianism".

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-18 19:06

now why would anyone want to learn javascript?
i hate it when websites use js, especially for navigation.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-18 19:47

>>2
When the FUCK is Firefox going to support opening a new tab via middle mouse clicking a javascript navigation link?

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-18 19:51

>>3
exactly

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-18 20:11

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-18 20:26

>>5
It's like >>3 said "Hey, guys, can someone close the door" and you replied "Ok, I'm gonna show you read you some renaissance poetry". You've broken an unspoken social convention.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-19 5:33

>>6
What are you talking about?

Name: bitches and hoes 2009-10-19 5:38

bitches and hoes

Name: HAXUS THE GREAT 2009-10-19 6:00

HAXUS THE GREAT

Name: HAXUS THE PITIFUL WORM 2009-10-19 6:28

HAXUS THE PITIFUL WORM

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-19 7:06

what the fuck is going on in here ???
i leave /prog/ for 5 minutes and you allready broke it.

Name: TRUE TRUTH EXPERT !!TthtFzrtPXElUy7 2009-10-19 10:28

>>11
yEAH, WE'VE BEEN CELEBRATING YOUR DEPARTURE.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-19 10:34

>>12
celebrate my anus

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-19 10:42

In JavaScript, everything is an object (that is a lie, but for the sake of this article let's pretend that it's true).
aka "I can't present you with what is an object in Javascript because I don't know, but I know Javascript doesn't have objects only"

The article also made me realize what retarded blob of shit Javascript is. The use of "this" is not suited for a high-level language (or one that wants to be called as such). This is a problem even the C preprocessor can solve (for some cases):
#define bind_local(binding, value, body) \
  do { binding = value; \
       body; } while(0)
// alternative macro body:
// ((binding = (value)), body)

I know the author of the article likely won't reply, so I ask the javascript programmers of this board instead. Hit me back if you've got an adequate answer for javascripts inadequacy.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-19 10:44

>>14
You're supposed to us JS as it was intended: Scheme with C inspired syntax.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-19 10:45

>>14
Yeah, JavaScript sucks because it's a Lisp.  If it was like C it'd be a good language.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-19 10:45

>>14
Forgot mah scope
#define bind_local(type, binding, value, body) \
  do { { type binding = value; \
       body; }; } while(0)
// alternative macro body:
// {((type binding = (value)), body)}

Fixed.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-19 11:34

>>13
We've come a long long way together
Through the hard times and the good
I have to celebrate your anus, baby
I have to praise your anus like I should

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-19 11:38

>>18
gnarly, got any more fagpoems, fag?

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-19 11:38

>>18
I have to penetrate your anus, baby

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-19 11:40

>>20
GET IT? CELE-BRATE, PENE-TRATE
LOLOL!!!!

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-19 11:49

>>19
ask fatboy slim

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-19 20:22

>>22
Well, REAL programmers listen to Autechre

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-20 4:31

Hold the cheese!

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-20 5:55

>>23
Fuck you auechre is faggots

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-20 8:42

>>25
I like Autechre. There's no need to drag them into this

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-20 9:27

>Antidisestablishmentarianism
>JavaScript
Sounds something right off FV's blog

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-04 17:42

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