Antidisestablishmentarianism

http://kaijaeger.com/articles/javascript-for-people-who-are-in-a-hurry.html

Read everything carefully and you'll be a JavaScript expert faster than you can say "Antidisestablishmentarianism".

>>5
It's like >>3 said "Hey, guys, can someone close the door" and you replied "Ok, I'm gonna show you read you some renaissance poetry". You've broken an unspoken social convention.