Read everything carefully and you'll be a JavaScript expert faster than you can say "Antidisestablishmentarianism".
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Anonymous2009-10-19 10:42
In JavaScript, everything is an object (that is a lie, but for the sake of this article let's pretend that it's true).
aka "I can't present you with what is an object in Javascript because I don't know, but I know Javascript doesn't have objects only"
The article also made me realize what retarded blob of shit Javascript is. The use of "this" is not suited for a high-level language (or one that wants to be called as such). This is a problem even the C preprocessor can solve (for some cases):
#define bind_local(binding, value, body) \
do { binding = value; \
body; } while(0)
// alternative macro body:
// ((binding = (value)), body)
I know the author of the article likely won't reply, so I ask the javascript programmers of this board instead. Hit me back if you've got an adequate answer for javascripts inadequacy.