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If programming languages were...

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-11 17:40

Viruses/Diseaeses/Afflications:

Java would be the common cold
C++ would be cancer
Python would be having your kneecaps broken by gangsters
Lisp would be delerium tremens
BASIC would be brain worms (the kind you get from pig feces)
Prolog would be SAARS
Haskell would be H1N1

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-11 17:41

These comparisons are funnier when you include a short description justifying your choice.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-11 17:44

If your face was a language, I'd punch you in the balls.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-11 17:57

>>2
try knowing the languages and figuring it out for yourself, or you'd rather not use your brain?

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-11 18:38

>>3
I think we have a winner.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-12 14:35

If I were lisp Id pour myself a refreshing glass of kool aid. OH YEAH!

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-12 15:49

C would be the antidote to all.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-12 16:02

>>7
(´_ゝ`)

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-12 16:07

C is...madnesss

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-12 16:53


If people on /prog/ were programming languages

The Sussman    - Lisp Python
FrozenVoid     - Visual Basic
Wokon          - Javascript or some other scriptkiddy language
User:Orange    - The ABC Programming Language
Anonymous      - Hardcore C and unix
sage Anonymous - C++

I can't think of that many other people.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-12 16:55

Taro - Haskell

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-12 20:25

Xarn - Haskell
Christopher - Haskell
The Ginger - CHROMA
HAHAHAruhi - PHP
Cudder - INSTANT.EXE

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-12 20:39

you guys forgot Leah

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-12 20:53

>>12
Xarn doesn't know any Haskell. He only knows Python and C.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-12 20:59

>>14
I didn't say he knew it, I said he'd be it if he were a programming language.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-12 23:54

>>14,15
Xarn knows Haskell, at least, some. Don't you read his blag?

Name: Governments 2009-08-12 23:59

C/C++ would be the American government.  Initially it was lean and offered the individual great freedom, but it is becoming more bloated everyday (a trend that is not being reversed).

Java would be European socialism.  It eventually gets the job done, but it takes forever to get a bill passed.

Haskell is communism.  Loved by academics and works on the communal scale, but no one uses it in the larger world.

Javascript is student's council.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-13 0:04

>>16
I only read yours, Rand(all).

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-13 0:48

C would be the hands.
C++ would be the knees.
Scheme would be the brain.
Javascript would be the anus!
Ruby would be a dick.
Python would be balls.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-13 0:50

>>17
Very clever, Xarnikins.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-13 1:52

>>20
Xarn is a member of the Flemish socialist party. No joke.

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-19 17:32

BBCODE would be fructosuria.

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Name: Anonymous 2011-02-03 2:11

Don't change these.
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