/prog/ - *Grabs Dick*

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-07 8:26

In this thread we *grabs dick*

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-07 8:49

>>1
Oh god not you again ...

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-07 8:50

>>2
Oh god not you again ...

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-07 8:51

>>1
Please use correct grammar

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-07 8:53

>>1
why dont you grab my dick .

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-07 9:19

*haxes anus*

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-07 9:44

*grabs dick*

*grabs dick*

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-07 9:45

grabs d^{i^{c^k}}

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-07 9:49

>>5
Lawsuit iminent.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-07 9:53

*grabs dick grabs dick ^grabs dick _grabs dick grabs dick grabs dick grabs ^dick grabs _dick grabs dick grabs dick grabs dick ^grabs dick _grabs dick grabs dick grabs dick grabs ^dick grabs _dick grabs dick grabs dick grabs dick ^grabs dick _grabs dick grabs dick grabs dick grabs ^dick grabs _dick grabs dick grabs dick grabs dick ^grabs dick*

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-07 9:54

>>9
Lawsuit this! *graphs dick*

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-07 9:54

Grabs DEVELOPERs dick

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-07 10:08

>>11
The Wang function, a graph of which is a dick.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-07 10:09

*grabs bork* dick dick dick!

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-07 10:17

I LOVE YOU! I LOVE YOUR DICK! I GRABBED IT FIVE TIMES! KEEP DICKING!

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-07 10:44

>>13
That's not a function!!
_{_{Any function f(x) can only have one value for each value of x. A drawing of a penis would double back on itself even if you pointed the penis straight up into the air, due to the shape of the head. _{At least, my penis is shaped like that, with a very prominent glans which flares out nicely, all the better to please women with. Did I mention I have a lot of sex? In fact I'm going to have sex in about two hours. Enjoy your troll!}}}

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-07 10:44

>>12
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FncILxajmlw&feature=related

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-07 10:50

>>16
Not if you draw a symbolic high-school graffiti penis like this:
http://img11.imageshack.us/img11/3281/cartesianplanewithadick.png

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-07 11:56

>>16
My penis is almost nine inches long, but it's a funny shape and the head is too small. I envy your superior tackle :(

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-07 12:40

>>16
Back to ekscassidy Randall.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-07 12:43

tweet@19 http://www.explosm.net/db/files/Comics/Rob/partyinmypants.png

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-07 13:33

>>16
You can draw a two-dimensional penis in three dimensions. f(x, y) is a perfectly valid function signature.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-07 15:39

f you draw a symbolic high-school graffiti penis like this:
http:/

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-07 20:28

Schlong monster

Name: /prog/ police 2009-08-08 3:41

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Name: /prog/ police 2009-08-08 3:43

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Name: /prog/ police 2009-08-08 3:47

Name: /prog/ police 2009-08-08 3:48

Name: /prog/ police 2009-08-08 3:49

Name: /prog/ police 2009-08-08 3:50

Righteous /prog/rider!
Join the /prog/ Police to keep our board clean!
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Fight the ongoing invasion of trolls and imageboard retards by sageing useless threads!

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-08 3:55

Hey /prog/ police, after you're done here can you give us a hand in /lounge/? FailCream keeps bumping this one shitty thread and it needs a good sagebomb. Thank you, /prog/ and God bless in your battle against the imageboard failures.

Name: /prog/ police 2009-08-08 9:38

Righteous /prog/rider!
Join the /prog/ Police to keep our board clean!
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Fight the ongoing invasion of trolls and imageboard retards by *grabs dick*

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-20 5:38

*dick grab*

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-20 7:55

(grab-dick *dick*)

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-20 8:27

Dick d = DickFactory.CreateDick(NULL,NULL,NULL,0,0,NULL);
GrabContext g = GrabContextFactory.CreateGrabContext(d,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL);
g.doGrab();

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-20 8:30

>>72
Please use code-tags [code]your code goes here[/code]
to make your post as readable as possible.
Thanks.

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-06 10:17

http://www.cplusplus.com/forum/lounge/16135/#msg81049
back to here, please

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-06 12:53

I had totally forgotten about this great meme!

Let us embrace it once more.

*grabs dick*

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-06 14:05

>>76
Embrace this!
*grabs dick*

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-06 16:34

*GRABS DESU*

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-06 19:09

I don't have one. What do?

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-06 19:12

>>79
*grabs richard*

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-06 19:43

>>79
*grabs Culver*

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-06 20:32

>>79
*grabs tits*

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-06 20:54

*grabs the grabbing-hand*

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-06 21:10

*greps "dick"*

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-06 21:22

>>84
Post results plox.

I only dare make this request on dis.4chan.org

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-06 21:25

>>85
[dix:~] grep "dick" -r * [dix:~]
No dicks in my home. :-(

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-06 21:47

>>85
plox
www.usingenglish.com

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-06 23:03

>>87
I think your pineal gland must be lopsided. That's where we accurately perceive irony, n'est pas?

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-07 2:00

*grabs duck*

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-07 2:46

>>89
QUACK, MOTHERFUCKER!

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-07 2:54

>>89
Now I remember what happened to this meme, it merged/evolved into the Touring Completeness meme.

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-07 3:51

>>91
I believe there is a missing link in this "evolution"

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-18 4:51

This thread is the first google search result for "grabs dick". Thought you like to know.

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-18 5:04

>>93
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Name: Anonymous 2010-04-18 6:18

>>91
Fun times.

>>92
Nope, it's pretty much *grabs dick* -> *grabs duck* -> "QUACK MOTHERFUCKER" -> Touring Completeness. Of course there is a completely parallel bit of story you're missing, so you probably have a hard time relating the penultimate stage to the terminal one.

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-18 8:38

>>95
What. Touring Complete was one of the earliest memes here, back when enough of the posters still took themselves seriously enough for such a thing to actually be funny. This dick and anus idiocy started showing up much later.

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-18 8:41

Also, I know it's in itself memetic to claim "ownership" of a meme, but I think I might have been the first person who posted the words "QUACK MOTHERFUCKER" as a response to the Touring Complete meme. It was in an obfuscated C program, which someone later cross-posted onto Slashdot.

IHBTE

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-18 12:44

>>96
Yes, I know. But that's the other ingredient, which *grabs dick* always (d)evolves into. >>95 is an explanation of what happens to *grabs dick*, not how Touring Completeness started--it has a rich life outside of /prog/.

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-18 13:14

>>97
I remember that program. You lashed out with anger and comments about how it's "not even obfuscated!" when people didn't get how it worked.

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-18 13:59

>>97
Also, I know it's in itself memetic to claim "ownership" of a meme
Nice try, fake UMH Memesmith.

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-18 14:51

>>99
/prog/ denizen confirmed for being a spastic slashdot poster. Current level of surprise: vacuous.

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-18 17:31

>>99
Actually I never replied, and I didn't post it to slashdot either, someone else did that.

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-18 18:26

>>102
I mean I remember the /prog/ thread about it.

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-18 21:34

>>103
You mean quack

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-18 23:32

>>95-100
samefag

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-18 23:34

>>105
samefag
-fag

http://boards.4chan.org/b/

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-18 23:58

>>105
>>95-100
samefag
It seems sound on paper, but in real life I was >>99 but none of the others.

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-19 0:00

>>107
Don't feed into his trolling. Just fucking ignore it.

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-19 0:06

>>105-108
samefag

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-19 2:54

>>105-110
samefag

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-19 3:31

>>1-999
samefag

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-30 15:16

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Name: Anonymous 2010-08-30 15:19

>>114

Wow, didn't take you long to post since after it was posted in /g/ huh.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-30 15:19

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Name: Anonymous 2010-08-30 15:42

>>115
implying I browse /g/
faggot detected

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-30 16:01

>>116
I posted that on /g/, you posted it on /prog/, whos the bauss now ``motherfucker''?

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-30 16:02

>>117

Implying, faggot

Yeah you're clearly a text board local.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-30 16:07

>>118-119
YHBT

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-30 16:44

What's unicode character 5350? I just get the little boxes with numbers in them.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-30 16:49

>>121
U+5350 CJK UNIFIED IDEOGRAPH-5350

General Character Properties

Unicode category: Letter, Other

Various Useful Representations

UTF-8: 0xE5 0x8D 0x90
UTF-16: 0x5350

C octal escaped UTF-8: \345\215\220
XML decimal entity: 卐

CJK Ideograph Information

Definition in English: swastika, one of the auspicious signs recognized (e.g. in Chinese Tathagata Buddhism) as being on the chest of Buddha (and variously seen in statuary on the chest, soles of the feet, or palms of the hands)
Mandarin Pronunciation: WAN4
Japanese On Pronunciation: BAN MAN
Japanese Kun Pronunciation: MANJI
Korean Pronunciation: MAN

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-30 16:50

>>122
XML decimal entity: 卐
Oh Shii_tchan.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-30 16:51

XML decimal entity: 卐
what

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-30 16:55

>>124
Shii^tchan does creative things with HTML/XML character entities. It initially said 卐.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-30 17:07

卐

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Name: Anonymous 2010-08-30 17:36

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Name: ˧ᓢ㟯 2010-08-30 17:38

and the unicode shitstorm begins!

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-30 23:39

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And the italic exclamation points begin!

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-31 5:34

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Name: Anonymous 2010-09-14 12:12

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Name: Anonymous 2010-09-14 12:22

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Name: Dick 2010-09-14 22:14

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*grabs 2.5 inch dick*

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-06 9:06

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Name: Anonymous 2011-01-21 21:21

This thread is the first google search result for "grabs dick". Thought you like to know.

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-06 1:46

I'll show you how to bump

*grabs dick*

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-06 6:58

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Name: Anonymous 2011-03-06 15:57

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TELL ME HOW YOU DO THAT?!!!

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-06 15:58

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Put ``/prog/ police'' in the Name field.

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Name: kawaii 2011-03-06 16:04

>>153
Shut up! I figured out how to do it on my own. XPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

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Name: Anonymous 2011-03-06 18:54

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I just hit the spacebar.

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Name: Anonymous 2011-03-09 22:57

>>156
I just hit your mom, it was great.

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-31 21:57

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Name: Anonymous 2011-05-20 5:39

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Name: Anonymous 2011-10-11 4:50

^*_{grabs dick}^*

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-11 5:04

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Name: VIPPER 2011-10-11 5:09

*grabs JEWS*

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-11 5:11

>>163
M-x grab-dick

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-11 5:18

glGenDicks(1, &dick);

glGrabGenital(GL_DICK, dick);

glEnableClientState(GL_CUM_ARRAY);

glCumPointer(sizeof(nut_bladder) / sizeof(*nut_bladder), GL_CUM_DROP, 0, nut_bladder);

glMasturbate();

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-11 6:32

Dick who?

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-11 8:22

>>167
U.N. Owen was Dicks.

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-11 8:43

*empoigne une bite*

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-28 2:30

*farts on >>171*

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-17 20:43

>>170
so rude

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-17 21:04

>>171
NIGGER FAGGOT

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-17 21:05

>>168
flanshit doesn't have a dick

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-17 23:47

In this dick we *grabs thread*

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-18 3:55

(sigh)
What's Richard gone and done this time?

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-18 11:41

>>175
He went on a rampage about how it's GNU/Linux and not Linux.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-18 13:47

>>176
RMS is one useless kike. Linux was written by countless goyim volunteers and Stallman tries to steal all credits. That is why I hate Jews.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-18 17:17

>>176
Linux and GNU/Linux are different things.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-18 17:31

Leah > RMS

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-18 17:33

>>179

if not username and password:

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-18 17:36

>>180

GNU emacs

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-18 17:41

>>181

cheeseburger star ratings

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-18 17:41

>>181
A masterpiece that deserves a nobel prize.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-18 17:43

>>182
Too bad it's broken as shit.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-18 17:50

>>184
I'm so sorry to hear you're broken. Try to have more self esteem so you don't need to call yourself it.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-18 18:07

Still waiting, Leah.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-18 18:10

Still waiting, [bold]Lemote[/bold].

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-18 18:10

Still waiting, Lemote.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-18 18:12

>>187
Your BBCODE FAILURE is ^{^un}^acce_pt_{_ab}_{_{_le}}

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-18 18:13

>>187
What will come out first? Lemote Choongsom or Leah Culver's sex tape?

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-18 18:18

>>190
Tape? Pfft. Surely it will come out on Blu-Ray, and will subsequently be ripped and encoded as hi10p, so we can see each and every detail of her acne scars. （　≖‿≖）

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-18 18:25

lel

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-18 18:33

>>191
Still waiting, Leah.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-19 4:41

>>177
You are one useless cretin. /prog/ history was written by countless intelligent volunteers and this cretin tries to turn it to shit. That is why I hate illogical shitheads.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-26 9:46

*bumps post*

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-26 9:54

>>194
You are one cockmouthed kike. French history was written by countless cultural marxist kikes and this connard tries to turn it popular. This is why I hate jewish frogs.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-26 9:57

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BqPjQd0hjHk
*grabs dick*

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-27 2:08

I wish this was a meme again.

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-27 2:12

>>198
There's no time like the present!

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-27 2:24

say goodbye to this thread, because i reported it.

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-27 2:44

>>200
That's ok, because I'm backing it up, and it will be reincarnated.

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-27 2:44

>>200
hey, this is from 2009.

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-27 10:35

This thread will be closed due to:

Not being programming related.

Thank you for reporting this thread.

<3 Mods

Name: RMS M. Stallman 2013-07-27 10:45

Guys, let go of me!

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-27 14:23

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cO8V5CBZieQ&feature=youtube_gdata_player

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-28 12:28

>>200
It's okay, I just archived all the threads in my NAS.

*Grabs Dick*

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