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*Grabs Dick*

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-07 8:26

In this thread we *grabs dick*

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-07 8:49

>>1
Oh god not you again ...

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-07 8:50

>>2
Oh god not you again ...

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-07 8:51

>>1
Please use correct grammar

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-07 8:53

>>1
why dont you grab my dick .

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-07 9:19

*haxes anus*

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-07 9:44

*grabs dick*


*grabs dick*

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-07 9:45

grabs dick

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-07 9:49

>>5
Lawsuit iminent.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-07 9:53

*grabs dick grabs dick grabs dick grabs dick grabs dick grabs dick grabs dick grabs dick grabs dick grabs dick grabs dick grabs dick grabs dick grabs dick grabs dick grabs dick grabs dick grabs dick grabs dick grabs dick grabs dick grabs dick grabs dick grabs dick grabs dick grabs dick grabs dick grabs dick grabs dick grabs dick*

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-07 9:54

>>9
Lawsuit this! *graphs dick*

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-07 9:54

Grabs DEVELOPERs dick

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-07 10:08

>>11
The Wang function, a graph of which is a dick.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-07 10:09

*grabs bork* dick dick dick!

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-07 10:17

I LOVE YOU! I LOVE YOUR DICK! I GRABBED IT FIVE TIMES! KEEP DICKING!

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-07 10:44

>>13
That's not a function!!
Any function f(x) can only have one value for each value of x. A drawing of a penis would double back on itself even if you pointed the penis straight up into the air, due to the shape of the head. At least, my penis is shaped like that, with a very prominent glans which flares out nicely, all the better to please women with. Did I mention I have a lot of sex? In fact I'm going to have sex in about two hours. Enjoy your troll!

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-07 10:44

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-07 10:50

>>16
Not if you draw a symbolic high-school graffiti penis like this:
http://img11.imageshack.us/img11/3281/cartesianplanewithadick.png

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-07 11:56

>>16
My penis is almost nine inches long, but it's a funny shape and the head is too small. I envy your superior tackle :(

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-07 12:40

>>16
Back to ekscassidy Randall.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-07 12:43

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-07 13:33

>>16
You can draw a two-dimensional penis in three dimensions. f(x, y) is a perfectly valid function signature.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-07 15:39

f you draw a symbolic high-school graffiti penis like this:
http:/

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-07 20:28

Schlong monster

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Righteous /prog/rider!
Join the /prog/ Police to keep our board clean!
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Fight the ongoing invasion of trolls and imageboard retards by sageing useless threads!

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-08 3:55

Hey /prog/ police, after you're done here can you give us a hand in /lounge/? FailCream keeps bumping this one shitty thread and it needs a good sagebomb. Thank you, /prog/ and God bless in your battle against the imageboard failures.

Name: /prog/ police 2009-08-08 9:38

Righteous /prog/rider!
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Fight the ongoing invasion of trolls and imageboard retards by *grabs dick*

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-20 5:38

*dick grab*

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-20 7:55

(grab-dick *dick*)

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-20 8:27

Dick d = DickFactory.CreateDick(NULL,NULL,NULL,0,0,NULL);
GrabContext g = GrabContextFactory.CreateGrabContext(d,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL);
g.doGrab();

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-20 8:30

>>72
Please use code-tags [code]your code goes here[/code]
to make your post as readable as possible.
Thanks.

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-06 10:17

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-06 12:53

I had totally forgotten about this great meme!

Let us embrace it once more.

*grabs dick*

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-06 14:05

>>76
Embrace this!
*grabs dick*

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-06 16:34

*GRABS DESU*

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-06 19:09

I don't have one. What do?

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-06 19:12

>>79
*grabs richard*

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-06 19:43

>>79
*grabs Culver*

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-06 20:32

>>79
*grabs tits*

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-06 20:54

*grabs the grabbing-hand*

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-06 21:10

*greps "dick"*

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-06 21:22

>>84
Post results plox.

I only dare make this request on dis.4chan.org

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-06 21:25

>>85
[dix:~] grep "dick" -r *
[dix:~]

No dicks in my home. :-(

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-06 21:47

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-06 23:03

>>87
I think your pineal gland must be lopsided. That's where we accurately perceive irony, n'est pas?

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-07 2:00

*grabs duck*

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-07 2:46

>>89
QUACK, MOTHERFUCKER!

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-07 2:54

>>89
Now I remember what happened to this meme, it merged/evolved into the Touring Completeness meme.

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-07 3:51

>>91
I believe there is a missing link in this "evolution"

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-18 4:51

This thread is the first google search result for "grabs dick". Thought you like to know.

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-18 5:04

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Name: Anonymous 2010-04-18 6:18

>>91
Fun times.

>>92
Nope, it's pretty much *grabs dick* -> *grabs duck* -> "QUACK MOTHERFUCKER" -> Touring Completeness. Of course there is a completely parallel bit of story you're missing, so you probably have a hard time relating the penultimate stage to the terminal one.

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-18 8:38

>>95
What. Touring Complete was one of the earliest memes here, back when enough of the posters still took themselves seriously enough for such a thing to actually be funny. This dick and anus idiocy started showing up much later.

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-18 8:41

Also, I know it's in itself memetic to claim "ownership" of a meme, but I think I might have been the first person who posted the words "QUACK MOTHERFUCKER" as a response to the Touring Complete meme. It was in an obfuscated C program, which someone later cross-posted onto Slashdot.

IHBTE

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-18 12:44

>>96
Yes, I know. But that's the other ingredient, which *grabs dick* always (d)evolves into. >>95 is an explanation of what happens to *grabs dick*, not how Touring Completeness started--it has a rich life outside of /prog/.

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-18 13:14

>>97
I remember that program. You lashed out with anger and comments about how it's "not even obfuscated!" when people didn't get how it worked.

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-18 13:59

>>97
Also, I know it's in itself memetic to claim "ownership" of a meme
Nice try, fake UMH Memesmith.

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-18 14:51

>>99
/prog/ denizen confirmed for being a spastic slashdot poster. Current level of surprise: vacuous.

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