>>92
Nope, it's pretty much *grabs dick* -> *grabs duck* -> "QUACK MOTHERFUCKER" -> Touring Completeness. Of course there is a completely parallel bit of story you're missing, so you probably have a hard time relating the penultimate stage to the terminal one.
>>95
What. Touring Complete was one of the earliest memes here, back when enough of the posters still took themselves seriously enough for such a thing to actually be funny. This dick and anus idiocy started showing up much later.
Also, I know it's in itself memetic to claim "ownership" of a meme, but I think I might have been the first person who posted the words "QUACK MOTHERFUCKER" as a response to the Touring Complete meme. It was in an obfuscated C program, which someone later cross-posted onto Slashdot.
>>96
Yes, I know. But that's the other ingredient, which *grabs dick* always (d)evolves into. >>95 is an explanation of what happens to *grabs dick*, not how Touring Completeness started--it has a rich life outside of /prog/.