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Fuck My Life

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-16 18:36


while(true){
 for(int i=0;i<5;i++){
  waitForWakeUp();
  doMorningRoutine();
  eat();
  commute(WORK);
  work();
  eat();
  work();
  commute(HOME);
  eat();
  fuckAround();
  fap();
  sleep();
 }
 for(int i=0;i<2;i++){
  eat();
  fuckAround();
  eat();
  fuckAround();
  eat();
  fuckAround();
  fap();
  sleep();
 }
 week++;
 if(week%2==0){
  money+=PAY_CHECK;
 }
}

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-16 18:38

((λ(x) (x x)) (λ(x) (x x)))

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-16 18:45

OP is immortal

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-16 20:34

change (week%2==0) to (!week&1).

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-16 20:40

>>4
is it somehow more efficient?

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-16 21:03

Why do you work? You never spend your money.

And you never die, that's pretty cool.

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-16 21:20

>>5
It looks better.

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-16 22:13

>>6
Try running that program and see how long before he ``dies''.

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-17 2:33

>>4,5,7
That doesn't do what you think.

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-17 2:39

    while(rand() % 1000 < 990){  //Check if I have the balls to kill myself today
      WakeUp();
      Piss();
      LieInBedTill5PM();
      Eat();
      SurfTheIntertubes();
      fap();
      Bed();
    }

    ShotgunMouthwash();

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-17 5:57


void Day()
{
    enum _Entity_Action{
        Sleep,
        Eat,
        Work,
        Play,
        Code,
        Travel,
    }

    enum _Entity_Locations{
        Home,
        Work,
    }
   
    static struct _Entity{
        int State, Location;
    }Anonymous = {Sleep, Home};
   
        int hour;

    void Update_Entity(struct _Entity *enti, int hour)       
    {   
        switch(hour % 24){
            case 0:
                enti->State = Sleep;
            case 1:
            case 2:
            case 3:
            case 4:
            case 5:
            case 6:
            case 7:
            case 8:
                break;
            case 9:
                enti->State = Eat;
                break;
            case 10:
                enti->State = Travel;
                break;
            case 11:
                enti->Location = Work;
                enti->State = Work;
            case 12:
            case 13:
            case 14:
            case 15:
                break;
            case 16:
                enti->State = Travel;
                break;
            case 17:
                enti->Location = Home;
                enti->State = Eat;
                break;
            case 18:
                enti->State = Play;
            case 19:
            case 20:
                break;
            case 21:
                enti->State = Code;
            case 22:
            case 23:
            default:
                break;
        }
    }

    for(hour = 0;;++hour){
        Update_Entitiy(&Anonimous);
    }}

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-17 6:01

>>10
rand() % 1000
（　≖‿≖）

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-17 6:33

>>11
You can't start symbols with _[A-Z]. Actually, what the hell, your whole life is just one big gcc hack.

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-17 6:37

>>13
There's also an error on line 76.

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-17 6:41

>>14
Make that 73, I smert.

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-17 7:41

>>12
I suppose that it will make him less likely to commit suicide or would make him kill himself several times in a row, correct?

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-17 9:11

Yes, you can. The regex is [_A-Za-z][_A-Za-z0-9]*

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-17 9:25

>>17
And those beginning with _[A-Z] are for the implementation, not the user.

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-17 14:27

>>16
See Notes under man 3 rand.

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-18 9:31

while(1)
{
   fap();
}

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-18 10:08

>>17
Says who?

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-18 10:09

>>21
Fuck. I meant >>18.

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-18 10:34

first /prog/ thread in a long time that actually made me lol

Name: Imagine 2009-07-18 17:52

How productive /prog/ could be if you all cooperated on software projects.
Sharing headers/tips/code snippets, rewriting and optimizing each others code.

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-15 11:24

Don't change these.
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