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Fuck My Life

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-16 18:36



while(true){

 for(int i=0;i<5;i++){

  waitForWakeUp();

  doMorningRoutine();

  eat();

  commute(WORK);

  work();

  eat();

  work();

  commute(HOME);

  eat();

  fuckAround();

  fap();

  sleep();

 }

 for(int i=0;i<2;i++){

  eat();

  fuckAround();

  eat();

  fuckAround();

  eat();

  fuckAround();

  fap();

  sleep();

 }

 week++;

 if(week%2==0){

  money+=PAY_CHECK;

 }

}

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-17 2:39

    while(rand() % 1000 < 990){  //Check if I have the balls to kill myself today

      WakeUp();

      Piss();

      LieInBedTill5PM();

      Eat();

      SurfTheIntertubes();

      fap();

      Bed();

    }



    ShotgunMouthwash();

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