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First Annual /prog/ Troll Awards

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-01 15:26

The First Annual /prog/ Troll Awards are coming up soon, so now is the time to vote for your favourite.
The nominees are:
1. MILKRIBS4k
2. FrozenVoid (original)
3. FrozenVoid (current)
4. Anonymous
5. RMS Mike Shuttleworth
6. The Abelson

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-01 15:44


The hour late, outside it's dark
You better stay inside now
Or you may get caught in my wrath
And I will send the demons
You'll run but you cannot hide
And I will send all my minions
To haunt you ...
Only evil dreams you'll find
Evil deamons by their side
Howling winds, outside it's cold
You better lock your doors now
Or you may be held by the foul
And I will send the demons
You'll run but you cannot hide
And I will send all my minions
To haunt you ...
Only evil dreams you'll find
Evil deamons by their side
You took my heart
So I'll take yours
Only evil dreams you'll find
And demons by their side
I will send the the demons
And I will send all my minions
The hour's late, outside it's evil
You better stay inside now
Or you will be caught by the foul
And I will send the demons
You'll run but you cannot hide
And I will send all my minions
To haunt you ...
Only evil dreams you'll find
Evil deamons by their side

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-01 15:54

>>2

forgot to mention that the post is unrelated

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-01 16:10

If it's the "first" annual troll awards how can FV be the current holder?

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-01 16:26

1. MILKRIBS4k
Should stick to /lounge/. A good troll, but not-programming related. He's an anus!
2. FrozenVoid (original)
Made me fuqin rage when I tried to talk to him. Then I tried again. Then I didn't see his posts.
3. FrozenVoid (current)
Didn't see him.
4. Anonymous
Made me rage when trying to implement streams in Haskell. Also, your/you're.
5. RMS Mike Shuttleworth
JOEN ASS NAO AN SHAER DA SOFTWA YOU BE FREE HACKAR YOU BE FREE
6. The Abelson
What?

So it's either Anon or old FV.

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-01 16:52

l

Name: !MILKRIBS4k 2009-07-01 16:55

Why am I on this list! I hardly ever visit /prog/! I can also insure you I am no troll! I am MILKRIBS4k the provider!

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-01 16:56

>>7
What did you provide, save an anus for haxing?

Name: !MILKRIBS4K MEME FAN 2009-07-01 16:58

>>7
You're an anus !

Name: !MILKRIBS4k 2009-07-01 16:58

>>8
Podcasts, vlogs, flash animations, and a lot more! What did you provide!

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-01 16:59

>>7
Why do you come here, anyway? Do you know how to code? I can at least write fibs and factorials, and I am an EXPERT ncurses PROGRAMMER. But you?

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-01 17:00

>>10
An abc interpreter.

I don't need to list more, because the question was, what have you provided not in /lounge/ but here, and that is nothing in your case.

Name: !MILKRIBS4k 2009-07-01 17:04

>>12
Noting yet, I only know PHP, and a little C!

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-01 17:08

What happened to Coulder/Ananux?

If you have an old version of FV included, those overeager children should be

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-01 17:11

Xarn

Name: HAXUS THE GREAT 2009-07-01 17:11

HAXUS THE GREAT

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-01 17:17

>>13
You know PHP, you should start a beginner tutorial thread on /prog/!

Name: !MILKRIBS4k 2009-07-01 17:20

>>17
Hmmmm I could write some sort of MILKRIBS4k: PHP FOR BEGINNERS!

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-01 17:27

>>18
Sure, that's a great idea!

Name: I nominate 2009-07-01 18:02

I am having ridiculous

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-01 18:58

FV isn't a troll, he's just a 14 year old kid

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-01 20:26

>>21
The two aren't mutually exclusive.

Name: !WokonZwxw2 2009-07-01 22:12

ahem.

Name: FrozenVoid 2009-07-02 0:01

>>21 I don't care if you label me either.
>>1 The difference between 2. FrozenVoid (original) and 3. FrozenVoid (current)
Is that i don't use a tripcode right now and people try to imitate me.
If you don't know which is the real FrozenVoid: Its your problem.

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Name: GlacialEntropy 2009-07-02 1:07

Why yes trolls abound! Im glad im not on that list! Forsooth!

Name: ChillNil 2009-07-02 1:47

>>25
So do I.

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Name: Anonymous 2009-07-02 2:23

My face upon looking at this thread: ( ´_ゝ`)
Gentlemen, /prog/'s Eternal September is here. And I for one, have no choice but to welcome our new overlords. It's official, 4chan's IRC channel is the last bastion of non-infection (mostly). Although that too is running out of time me thinks.

Name: FrozenVoid 2009-07-02 2:44

>>27 'IRC channel is the last bastion of non-infection' more like a small closet where kids hide from the "boogieman"


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Name: Anonymous 2009-07-02 3:10

The year is not over yet anyway. Unless you're going off of 2008.

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-02 4:18

>>28
What channel and room is it?

Name: FrozenVoid 2009-07-02 6:18

They are hiding in these channels:
#4chan at rizon
irc.freenode.org/#sicp
irc.efnet.org #sicp
irc.choopa.net #sicp

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Name: Anonymous 2009-07-02 6:30

>>30,31
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Name: Anonymous 2009-07-02 6:45

>>26
I clicked the link in your sig, I don't know why I expected something different.

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-02 6:48

>>33
damnit, now i clicked the link in his sig too.
i don't know why i expected something different.

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-02 6:49

>>33,34
see >>32.

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-02 16:46

The real problem about troll awards is that we do not agree on which kind of troll we want to reward. Do we want to reward trolls that amuse us, and are therefore inefficient, or trolls that annoy us, and as such, are actually efficient?
As I troll /prog/ for the refined entertainment of my colleagues in the first category, I'll obviously give the award to Anonymous.

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-02 16:51

Who will we have present the award? GJS can't make it and Leah is too busy preparing for the post-award orgy.

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-02 16:56

The Xarn, obviously.

Name: FrozenVoid 2009-07-02 16:56

>>36 The real problem with troll awards is that you award trolls.



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Name: Anonymous 2009-07-02 17:05

>>37
Actually The Sussman can make it. It seems yet again YHBT .

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