First Annual /prog/ Troll Awards

The First Annual /prog/ Troll Awards are coming up soon, so now is the time to vote for your favourite.
The nominees are:
1. MILKRIBS4k
2. FrozenVoid (original)
3. FrozenVoid (current)
4. Anonymous
5. RMS Mike Shuttleworth
6. The Abelson

The real problem about troll awards is that we do not agree on which kind of troll we want to reward. Do we want to reward trolls that amuse us, and are therefore inefficient, or trolls that annoy us, and as such, are actually efficient?
As I troll /prog/ for the refined entertainment of my colleagues in the first category, I'll obviously give the award to Anonymous.