First Annual /prog/ Troll Awards

The First Annual /prog/ Troll Awards are coming up soon, so now is the time to vote for your favourite.
The nominees are:
1. MILKRIBS4k
2. FrozenVoid (original)
3. FrozenVoid (current)
4. Anonymous
5. RMS Mike Shuttleworth
6. The Abelson

>>10
An abc interpreter.

I don't need to list more, because the question was, what have you provided not in /lounge/ but here, and that is nothing in your case.