>>42 I collected a little bit of garbage in my mouth.
Why do I have to fix everything myself? >>40
NULL set. You probably meant I los'dthe game >>20
Oct, not hex you Visual basic programmer.
>>43 Oct, not hex you Visual basic programmer.
That's the joke. Like ending the ``there are 10 types of people in the world; those who understand binary and those who don't'' line with ``and eight more types''. The original is trite and overdone to anyone but the type of people who describe themselves as geeks and read xkcd.
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Anonymous2009-04-11 2:05
>>45 Visual basic
That's the joke
Oh, very nice anon.
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Anonymous2009-04-11 3:36
>>45
Actually, the proper response to the 10 binary joke is to ask, ``what about the other 3 people''? 00, 01, and 11 obviously
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Anonymous2009-04-11 4:23
>>47
Wouldn't that be, other two people? Because you've covered those you understand binary (00) and those who do not (01)
>>50
What about my thinking with portals? Leave my portals out of this you sick fuck, this is between you and me buddy.
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Anonymous2009-04-11 7:31
Little Johnny was into tractors since he was young. Every birthday he would get more and realistic and bigger tractor toys. Before his 18th birthday, he thought it was time and asked his dad for a real tractor. Dad says ``well, we'll see what we can do.''.
So, on his 18th birthday, he doesn't get a tractor. He finds car keys in his gift box instead. At first, Johnny's little pissed, but later, he gradually becomes more and more fond of his car, like a real man. The auto-mobiles are slowly taking the place of tractors in his heart.
Years later, Johnny is 30, he has a job and is a successful father. One day, he is driving back home late evening, when he sees a house burning. Not thinking much, he pulls out, leaves the car, slams the door shut, approaches the building on fire, and begins inhaling. He inhales so strong, creating a vacuum around the house, and finally putting out the fire.
Naturally, people are shocked at what just happened. One fellow approaches Johnny and asks: ``Woah, dude, how did you do that?''
Johnny replies: ``Oh, it's no problem, I used to like tractors when I was a kid!''
>>45
You must have got it wrong. (hex)0x31 == (dec)49. (oct)031 == (dec)25. Unless I am getting trolled. >>51
If it's a troll it's a really bad troll. If it's a metatroll... it's a bit better.
Little Johnny was into Sepples since he was young. Every birthday he would get more and complicated and bigger Sepples books. Before his 18th birthday, he thought it was time and asked his dad for a real compiler. Dad says ``well, we'll see what we can do.''.
So, on his 18th birthday, he doesn't get a Sepples compiler. He finds Satori in his gift box instead. At first, Johnny's little pissed, but later, he gradually becomes more and more fond of his car, like a real man. The `ABSTRACT BULLSHITE' is slowly taking the place of Sepples in his heart.
Years later, Johnny is 30, he has a job and is a successful father. One day, he is driving back home late evening, when he sees a house burning. Not thinking much, he pulls out, leaves the car, slams the door shut, approaches the building on fire, and begins inhaling. He inhales so strong, creating a vacuum around the house, and finally putting out the fire.
Naturally, people are shocked at what just happened. One fellow approaches Johnny and asks: ``Woah, dude, how did you do that?''
Johnny replies: ``Read SICP.''
>>54 You must have got it wrong. (hex)0x31 == (dec)49. (oct)031 == (dec)25. Unless I am getting trolled.
You aren't being trolled, but you are an idiot.
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Anonymous2009-04-11 14:46
Little Stallman was into hacking LISP since he was young. Every birthday he would get more and realistic and bigger LISP toys. Before his 18th birthday, he thought it was time and asked his dad for a real LISP. Dad says ``well, we'll see what we can do''.
So, on his 18th birthday, he doesn't get a real LISP. He finds a secret area of hax in his gift box instead. At first, Stallman's little pissed, but later he gradually becomes more and more fond of his secret area of hax, like a real man.
Years later, Sussman is 30, he has a job at MIT and is still a virgin. One day, he is LISPing cudders when he sees a house burning. Not thinking much, he pulls out his huge black snake-like penis, slams it on the ground, and yells **JOIN US NOW AND SHARE THE SOFTWARE, YOU'LL BE FREE HACKERS, YOU'LL BE FREE**. He then harnesses his cock and cums all over the house, putting out the fire.
Naturally, The Sussman is shocked at what just happened. One fellow approaches Sussman and asks: ``Woah dude, how did you do that?''
Sussman replies: ``Have you read your GNU Emacs Manual today, son?'' and the Sussman was forever indebted to Stallman.