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In the story of the wolf and the three little pigs, the wolf had to huff and huff to blow the house down.
He should have just adaptive huffed

Little Stallman was into hacking LISP since he was young. Every birthday he would get more and realistic and bigger LISP toys. Before his 18th birthday, he thought it was time and asked his dad for a real LISP. Dad says ``well, we'll see what we can do''.
So, on his 18th birthday, he doesn't get a real LISP. He finds a secret area of hax in his gift box instead. At first, Stallman's little pissed, but later he gradually becomes more and more fond of his secret area of hax, like a real man.
Years later, Sussman is 30, he has a job at MIT and is still a virgin. One day, he is LISPing cudders when he sees a house burning. Not thinking much, he pulls out his huge black snake-like penis, slams it on the ground, and yells **JOIN US NOW AND SHARE THE SOFTWARE, YOU'LL BE FREE HACKERS, YOU'LL BE FREE**. He then harnesses his cock and cums all over the house, putting out the fire.
Naturally, The Sussman is shocked at what just happened. One fellow approaches Sussman and asks: ``Woah dude, how did you do that?''
Sussman replies: ``Have you read your GNU Emacs Manual today, son?'' and the Sussman was forever indebted to Stallman.