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In the story of the wolf and the three little pigs, the wolf had to huff and huff to blow the house down.
He should have just adaptive huffed

Little Johnny was into tractors since he was young. Every birthday he would get more and realistic and bigger tractor toys. Before his 18th birthday, he thought it was time and asked his dad for a real tractor. Dad says ``well, we'll see what we can do.''.
So, on his 18th birthday, he doesn't get a tractor. He finds car keys in his gift box instead. At first, Johnny's little pissed, but later, he gradually becomes more and more fond of his car, like a real man. The auto-mobiles are slowly taking the place of tractors in his heart.
Years later, Johnny is 30, he has a job and is a successful father. One day, he is driving back home late evening, when he sees a house burning. Not thinking much, he pulls out, leaves the car, slams the door shut, approaches the building on fire, and begins inhaling. He inhales so strong, creating a vacuum around the house, and finally putting out the fire.
Naturally, people are shocked at what just happened. One fellow approaches Johnny and asks: ``Woah, dude, how did you do that?''
Johnny replies: ``Oh, it's no problem, I used to like tractors when I was a kid!''