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Name: Anonymous 2009-04-05 16:49

In the story of the wolf and the three little pigs, the wolf had to huff and huff to blow the house down.
He should have just adaptive huffed

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-08 1:01

>>120
It's Easy To Do A Green Apostrophe

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-08 8:01

In .NET, you can always find a library.
But in that Standard Template Library, the library find()s you!

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-08 8:10

FuckingCamelCase #Bitches

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-08 9:39

>>52,66
Actually the proper punchline is Oh, it's no biggie, I'm an ex-tractor fan.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-08 10:27

>>124
What? That's not funny at all.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-08 12:10

>>125
As a young boy, Joe was completely obsessed with tractors. He had pictures of tractors all over his bedroom walls; he had tractor toys, tractor T-shirts, a tractor carpet, and duvet cover, the whole works. He ate, drank and slept tractors. On his 17th birthday he was thrilled to get an invitation to go to a tractor factory nearby and test-drive a brand new tractor.

His excitement was incredible as he told his family and friends. The great day came and he went to the factory for the test-drive. Unfortunately something went terribly wrong with the tractor when Joe was driving it and it flipped over, trapping and breaking Joe's leg and fracturing his skull.

He was so upset and tried to sue the tractor company for negligence. But the company would have none of it and told there was no liability and He could get lost!

You can imagine he was very annoyed with tractors after this and vowed to shed them from his life completely and forever.

All the posters came down, the toys were given away - tractors were GONE.

Many years later, Joe went into a bar for a drink. Inside, the cigarette and cigar smoke was terrible but through it he saw a beautiful girl seated at the bar on her own. Tears were streaming down her face.

Joe asked her what was wrong and she said that the smoke was making her eyes sting and stream with tears.

With that, Joe looked around and then took a huge breath, sucking in all the smoke. He then walked outside into the car park and blew all the smoke out again. He goes back into the bar where the air is now clear and sweet and sits down next to the girl.

"That was amazing!" she said, "How did you do that?"

"No problem", said Joe

"I'm an ex-tractor fan"

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-08 12:26

>>126
The original was funnier.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-08 13:27

>>127
That was the original.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-08 13:33

>>127
Imagine you hadn't seen the other one first.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-08 13:37

>>128
No it fucking wasn't. >>52 was posted months before >>126.

>>129
Still not funny.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-09 0:05

There are 11 types of people in the world, those who understand balanced trinary and those who don't.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-09 2:01

TRACTORS

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-09 5:55

There are over 9000 types of people in the world.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-09 9:00

>>133
Go away and don't come back.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-09 14:52

There are 10 types of people in the world: Those who understand binary, those who understand Gray code, those who can count, those who can't, racists, and niggers.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-09 17:58

Q: How many prolog programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: yes.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-09 18:03

>>135
What about the other 10

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-09 18:23

A SQL query goes into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks, "Can I join you?"

._.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-09 20:49

>>136
I lol'd heartily

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 2:01

Q: How many IBM mainframes does it take to do an arithmetic left shift?

A: 33. 32 to hold the bits and one to push the register.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 3:03

why couldn't the programmer see Jupiter?
[spoiler] it was out of scope

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 4:12

>>61
funniest reply in this thread, you should all be ashamed.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 21:55

After interrupting the student who was doing an oral on binary adders, the professor said ``carry on now''.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 22:45

>>143

Kind of funny.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 23:09

Have I read you're anus haskal      

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-14 12:01

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Name: Anonymous 2011-02-03 3:34

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-20 20:44

In a world without fences and walls, who needs Gates and Windows?

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-23 2:10

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Name: Anonymous 2012-06-23 12:45

>>151
holy fvckk how did I miss this albvm
cvlt AF

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-23 14:15

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-25 12:07

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