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Name: Anonymous 2009-02-15 23:44

http://rapidshare.com/files/198634258/progff2.pdf

(The good part starts at around page 5.)

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-15 23:45

>>1
html doesn't have multiple pages per file.

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-15 23:49

...and this is the older version which isn't quite as fucked-up:
http://rapidshare.com/files/181648275/sicpstory.pdf

>>2
nor does it have beautiful text formatting.

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-15 23:53

http://pastebin.com/f65017ff8 1st
2nd was reported?

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-15 23:57

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-16 8:02

Fucking hell, if you're going to post links to typeset shit, at least use postscript, instead of that NIH nigger-postscript-copy.

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-16 11:18

>>6
What's NIH about Adobe PDF? IHBT

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-16 12:18

>>6
More like Proprietary Document Format, am i rite.

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-16 12:37

>>8
What's proprietary about ISO 32000-1:2008? IHBdoubleT

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-16 12:43

>>7,9
back to /pr/, please.

While I'm willing to bet >>8 is a Windows user who thinks Adobe's reader is the only thing that handles PDFs, the fact that PDFs become actually usable with third-party clients does not make PDF not a shitfest.

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-16 12:49

>>10
If basic PDF is a shitfest, wouldn't that make PS a turing complete shitfest?

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-16 12:57

>>11
Does Sepples being a shitfest make Haskell one?

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-16 13:27

>>12
Haskell is a stupid toy language, if that is what you're trying to get at.

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-16 13:45

>>10
Uh, I use xpdf.  I was making a joke.

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-16 13:53

>>11
PostScript is Touring-complete.

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-16 15:41

>>11
Have you ever actually tried to work with a PDF file? The structure of it, if you can even call it structure, is a total goddamn mess. Manipulating a PDF file is like having to write all your code using dos debug.com.
Postscript may be difficult to work with as well since it all but requires a PS interpreter, but shit, at least it has a proper source form.

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-17 2:19

Sussmanashi no Naku Koro Ni?

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-17 2:38

Bokusatsu Tenshi Sussman-chan?

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-17 6:25

>>16
PDF documents aren't intended to be modified once it has been generated. Try using tools for their intended purposes.

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-17 7:09

Under the moon Sussman to issho~

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-17 7:11

>>19
Right, because creating or viewing a PDF is never necessary.

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-17 8:04

>>21
You misunderstood the comment you are replying too, try reading it again, slowly.

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-17 8:11

>>22
You misunderstood the comment you are replying to, try masturbating, slowly.

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-17 8:48

>>23
HAHAHA I TROL U OLOLO

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-17 8:49

>>24
You don't understand >>23.

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-17 13:50

Why the fuck would I want to __edit__ a pdf? If I'm creating it, it's from latex, and I don't give a shit how it's done. If I'm reading it, I can copy and paste* from it if I want with kpdf into my editor of choice, emacs**.

*, **: yank and kill don't sound right in this particular case.

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Name: Anonymous 2009-02-18 5:05

Application: DeKTeX 3.15159-R7 Anonix/32
Producer: PDFd 0.17

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-18 6:56

>>26
emacs?
More like emAIDS.

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-18 9:11

>>26
You are not an EXPERT BBCODE PROGRAMMER.
Here's how EXPERT BBCODE PROGRAMMER would type your post:
Why the fuck would I want to __edit__ a pdf? If I'm creating it, it's from latex, and I don't give a shit how it's done. If I'm reading it, I can copy and paste[1] from it if I want with kpdf into my editor of choice, emacs[2].

[1], [2]: yank and kill don't sound right in this particular case.

Please obtain a copy of SICP today, and learn how to be an EXPERT BBCODE PROGRAMMER.

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-18 9:19

>>30
You forgot to change
__edit__
to
edit

But I otherwise applaud your SICPian efforts.

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-18 10:41

>>30
You should
consider

breaking the
quote
over
multiple
lines

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-18 11:40

LISP

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-18 12:40

LISP

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-18 12:57

L
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Name: Anonymous 2009-02-18 13:36

The typesetting actually bothered me because it didn't have orphan/widow line avoidance. I think Word has this since version 6.0.

In any case, how would you solve the "PFD problem"? You want something that preserves exact formatting for printing, but on the other hand you want reflow, editability and content extraction. Also, you need WYSIWYG editing if you ever plan on having more than sub-1% market share.

I guess DOC/DOCX/ODT would fit the bill, except it lacks certain formatting/typesetting features and doesn't really preserve exact formatting BECAUSE GETTING TO AGREE IN WHICH WAY A FUCKING TTF FONT IS TO BE RENDERED IS TOO DIFFICULT, SO WE JUST IGNORE THE PROBLEM AND LET THE DOCUMENT BREAK EVEN FROM VERSION TO VERSION OF THE OS-SUPPLIED TEXT LAYOUT LIBRARY.

PDF is kinda fine, properly created PDFs include layout information which kinda allows reflow and text extraction.

HTML is shaping up to be a decent contender if you don't need pages and exact printing layout. With embeeded font support (Opera 10, Safari 3, Firefox 3.1), you can even create HTML documents that actually don't hurt to read and don't like 99% of webpages.

All of them suck in their own way, but that said, I have to disagree with people who complained about PDF being "complicated": it's the least complicated format of DOC, DOCX (haha), ODT, and HTML+CSS. There are plenty of implementations and all of them seem of very good quality, it's hard to see a PDF rendered incorrectly. The others are marred with retro-compatibility bullshit, forced lenient parsing to tolerate garbage, and are generally too big and redundant, specially HTML+CSS.

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-18 13:36

>>30
SICP won't teach you BBCODE.

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-18 14:16

Don't forget XPS Paper Specification.

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-18 15:18

With embeeded font support (Opera 10, Safari 3, Firefox 3.1), you can even create HTML documents that actually don't hurt to read
why the fuck would you set fonts that hurt to read as the defaults in your browser?

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-18 23:37

>>39
Because he doesn't have any yet, and is hoping to rip them out of someone else's page

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-20 2:29

>>17

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Name: Anonymous 2009-02-20 11:59

Rika-chama?!

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-20 22:04

I'd very much like to see this in anime form. It wouldn't be very long though, probably 30 or so minutes at most.

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-21 20:57

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-21 21:06

Why is Sussman wearing a fez? Is he a secret muslim?

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-21 21:10

>>45
That's his wizard hat.

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-21 21:38

Have you watched your SICP video lectures today?

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-21 21:50

>>46
So he is a Muslim wizard?

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-21 22:41

nooo, he was soper muslim wizard man :P

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-22 3:55

test
[spoilers]test[/spoilers]

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-22 19:38

>>46
Where's the robe?

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-22 19:50

>>51
at the dry cleaner's

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-22 20:11

>>52
Why is it ``dry cleaner'' and not ``clean dryer''?

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-22 20:15

>>53
Why is it Gerry Sussman and not Sussgerry Man?

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-22 20:36

In this entre-nous spirit, then, old confidant, before we join the others, the grounded everywhere, including, I'm sure, the middle-aged hot-rodders who insist on zooming us to the moon, the Dharma Bums, the makers of cigarette filters for thinking men, the Beat and the Sloppy and the Petulant, the chosen cultists, all the lofty experts who know so well what we should or shouldn't do with our poor little sex organs, all the bearded, proud, unlettered young men and unskilled guitarists and Zen-killers and incorporated aesthetic Teddy boys who look down their thoroughly unenlightened noses at this splendid planet where (please don't shut me up) Kilroy, Christ and Shakespeare all stopped - before we join these others, I privately say to you, old friend (unto you, really, I'm afraid), please accept from me this unpretentious bouquet of very early-blooming parentheses:

(((()))).

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-01 4:43

Bamping the pantsu~

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-01 6:44

>>53
Because he is an agent of the verb to clean, hence cleaner.

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-02 14:44

>>58
I can't even tell bot spam from troll copypasta anymore. What has happened to you, /prog/? T_T

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-02 15:19

>>59
Look at it this way.

On most browsers, you can bring up your browsing history by pressing Control-H. (No, this is not going to become a discussion of werecows.) On Firefox, this brings up a sidebar that shows up on the left side of the window. If you put your mouse over the edge of the sidebar, the cursor will turn into a different kind of arrow. By clicking and dragging it, you can move the edge of the sidebar back and forth. You are, to put it another way, manipulating the border between the normal window and the history window. By moving the mouse, you can increase the portion of the window devoted to either part. In a more extreme view of this situation, you're increasing or decreasing the amount of existence the sidebar has.

Now, let's apply this idea to something more abstract. Look out your window. If you don't live in a highly urbanized area, you should be able to see the horizon. Think of this as the border between the land and the sky. The land and sky are obviously distinguishable thanks to this boundary. Now, if you were to "drag" the sash between the sky and the land, or to manipulate the border between land and sky, you would end up causing the sky to become larger and the land to become smaller, or vice versa. An effect of this might be to cause something that was just on the ground to suddenly be hundreds of feet in the air. Truly a frightening situation to be in. So, look at it this way - manipulating the border between two physical things shifts whatever balance there is in the interaction between those things. Alternatively, by manipulating the border between two things, you can change the manner in which they exist.

Still, this isn't *that* abstract, since it's still dealing with real things in the real world. Many believe that in this world, there are those things that are true, and those that obviously aren't. This divides reality into two extremes: truth and falsehood. But, since we have two extremes, logically one can imagine a boundary between those two extremes - the border between truth and lies. If one were to manipulate this border, suddenly things that were pure fantasy (flying pigs, for the sake of argument) have become reality - or things from reality have ceased to exist. This is how Yukari is said to have invaded the moon - by manipulating the border between truth and lies, as applied to the reflection of the moon on a pond, she was able to make the reflection of the moon into a manifestation of the actual moon, and so send her youkai army onto it. This is what's truly amazing about Yukari's power - the ability to manipulate the border between completely abstract concepts allows her to fundamentally change reality as we know it (at least in terms of two abstract concepts).

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-02 21:04

>>60
I've always wondered where this came from. And now I still have no clue.

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-02 21:18

This thread is so confusing. I don't even know what's real and what's copypasta anymore.

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-02 22:44

>>62
copypasta
What's that?

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-02 23:06

>>63
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Name: Anonymous 2010-04-02 23:14

>>64
Yes.. but what is copypasta?

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-02 23:21

>>65
It's another name for kopipe.

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-02 23:22

>>66
Yes.. but what is copypasta?

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-03 0:30

>>67
It's another name for C-W C-Y

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-03 1:04

kopipe.

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-03 3:14

>>66,69
Ohhhhhhhhh.

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-03 4:13

too bad the links are broken.

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-21 20:44

>>71
>le pedophile sage

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