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Name: Anonymous 2009-02-15 23:44

http://rapidshare.com/files/198634258/progff2.pdf

(The good part starts at around page 5.)

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-15 23:45

>>1
html doesn't have multiple pages per file.

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-15 23:49

...and this is the older version which isn't quite as fucked-up:
http://rapidshare.com/files/181648275/sicpstory.pdf

>>2
nor does it have beautiful text formatting.

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-15 23:53

http://pastebin.com/f65017ff8 1st
2nd was reported?

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-15 23:57

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-16 8:02

Fucking hell, if you're going to post links to typeset shit, at least use postscript, instead of that NIH nigger-postscript-copy.

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-16 11:18

>>6
What's NIH about Adobe PDF? IHBT

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-16 12:18

>>6
More like Proprietary Document Format, am i rite.

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-16 12:37

>>8
What's proprietary about ISO 32000-1:2008? IHBdoubleT

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-16 12:43

>>7,9
back to /pr/, please.

While I'm willing to bet >>8 is a Windows user who thinks Adobe's reader is the only thing that handles PDFs, the fact that PDFs become actually usable with third-party clients does not make PDF not a shitfest.

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-16 12:49

>>10
If basic PDF is a shitfest, wouldn't that make PS a turing complete shitfest?

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-16 12:57

>>11
Does Sepples being a shitfest make Haskell one?

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-16 13:27

>>12
Haskell is a stupid toy language, if that is what you're trying to get at.

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-16 13:45

>>10
Uh, I use xpdf.  I was making a joke.

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-16 13:53

>>11
PostScript is Touring-complete.

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-16 15:41

>>11
Have you ever actually tried to work with a PDF file? The structure of it, if you can even call it structure, is a total goddamn mess. Manipulating a PDF file is like having to write all your code using dos debug.com.
Postscript may be difficult to work with as well since it all but requires a PS interpreter, but shit, at least it has a proper source form.

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-17 2:19

Sussmanashi no Naku Koro Ni?

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-17 2:38

Bokusatsu Tenshi Sussman-chan?

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-17 6:25

>>16
PDF documents aren't intended to be modified once it has been generated. Try using tools for their intended purposes.

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-17 7:09

Under the moon Sussman to issho~

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-17 7:11

>>19
Right, because creating or viewing a PDF is never necessary.

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-17 8:04

>>21
You misunderstood the comment you are replying too, try reading it again, slowly.

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-17 8:11

>>22
You misunderstood the comment you are replying to, try masturbating, slowly.

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-17 8:48

>>23
HAHAHA I TROL U OLOLO

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-17 8:49

>>24
You don't understand >>23.

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-17 13:50

Why the fuck would I want to __edit__ a pdf? If I'm creating it, it's from latex, and I don't give a shit how it's done. If I'm reading it, I can copy and paste* from it if I want with kpdf into my editor of choice, emacs**.

*, **: yank and kill don't sound right in this particular case.

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Name: Anonymous 2009-02-18 5:05

Application: DeKTeX 3.15159-R7 Anonix/32
Producer: PDFd 0.17

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-18 6:56

>>26
emacs?
More like emAIDS.

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-18 9:11

>>26
You are not an EXPERT BBCODE PROGRAMMER.
Here's how EXPERT BBCODE PROGRAMMER would type your post:
Why the fuck would I want to __edit__ a pdf? If I'm creating it, it's from latex, and I don't give a shit how it's done. If I'm reading it, I can copy and paste[1] from it if I want with kpdf into my editor of choice, emacs[2].

[1], [2]: yank and kill don't sound right in this particular case.

Please obtain a copy of SICP today, and learn how to be an EXPERT BBCODE PROGRAMMER.

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-18 9:19

>>30
You forgot to change
__edit__
to
edit

But I otherwise applaud your SICPian efforts.

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-18 10:41

>>30
You should
consider

breaking the
quote
over
multiple
lines

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-18 11:40

LISP

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-18 12:40

LISP

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-18 12:57

L
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Name: Anonymous 2009-02-18 13:36

The typesetting actually bothered me because it didn't have orphan/widow line avoidance. I think Word has this since version 6.0.

In any case, how would you solve the "PFD problem"? You want something that preserves exact formatting for printing, but on the other hand you want reflow, editability and content extraction. Also, you need WYSIWYG editing if you ever plan on having more than sub-1% market share.

I guess DOC/DOCX/ODT would fit the bill, except it lacks certain formatting/typesetting features and doesn't really preserve exact formatting BECAUSE GETTING TO AGREE IN WHICH WAY A FUCKING TTF FONT IS TO BE RENDERED IS TOO DIFFICULT, SO WE JUST IGNORE THE PROBLEM AND LET THE DOCUMENT BREAK EVEN FROM VERSION TO VERSION OF THE OS-SUPPLIED TEXT LAYOUT LIBRARY.

PDF is kinda fine, properly created PDFs include layout information which kinda allows reflow and text extraction.

HTML is shaping up to be a decent contender if you don't need pages and exact printing layout. With embeeded font support (Opera 10, Safari 3, Firefox 3.1), you can even create HTML documents that actually don't hurt to read and don't like 99% of webpages.

All of them suck in their own way, but that said, I have to disagree with people who complained about PDF being "complicated": it's the least complicated format of DOC, DOCX (haha), ODT, and HTML+CSS. There are plenty of implementations and all of them seem of very good quality, it's hard to see a PDF rendered incorrectly. The others are marred with retro-compatibility bullshit, forced lenient parsing to tolerate garbage, and are generally too big and redundant, specially HTML+CSS.

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-18 13:36

>>30
SICP won't teach you BBCODE.

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-18 14:16

Don't forget XPS Paper Specification.

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-18 15:18

With embeeded font support (Opera 10, Safari 3, Firefox 3.1), you can even create HTML documents that actually don't hurt to read
why the fuck would you set fonts that hurt to read as the defaults in your browser?

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-18 23:37

>>39
Because he doesn't have any yet, and is hoping to rip them out of someone else's page

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