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Name: Anonymous 2009-02-15 23:44

http://rapidshare.com/files/198634258/progff2.pdf

(The good part starts at around page 5.)

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-20 2:29

>>17

I am Oyashiro-sama, CEO of Enterprise Corporation, where we leverage core skillsets and world-class team synergy to provide clients worldwide with robust, scalable, modern turnkey implementations of flexible, personalized, cutting-edge Internet-enabled e-business application product suite e-solution architectures that accelerate response to customer and real-world market demands and reliably adapt to evolving technology needs, seamlessly and efficiently integrating and synchronizing with their existing legacy infrastructure, enhancing the e-readiness capabilities of their e-commerce production environments across the enterprise while giving them a critical competitive advantage and taking them to the next level.

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-20 11:59

Rika-chama?!

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-20 22:04

I'd very much like to see this in anime form. It wouldn't be very long though, probably 30 or so minutes at most.

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-21 20:57

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-21 21:06

Why is Sussman wearing a fez? Is he a secret muslim?

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-21 21:10

>>45
That's his wizard hat.

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-21 21:38

Have you watched your SICP video lectures today?

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-21 21:50

>>46
So he is a Muslim wizard?

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-21 22:41

nooo, he was soper muslim wizard man :P

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-22 3:55

test
[spoilers]test[/spoilers]

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-22 19:38

>>46
Where's the robe?

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-22 19:50

>>51
at the dry cleaner's

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-22 20:11

>>52
Why is it ``dry cleaner'' and not ``clean dryer''?

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-22 20:15

>>53
Why is it Gerry Sussman and not Sussgerry Man?

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-22 20:36

In this entre-nous spirit, then, old confidant, before we join the others, the grounded everywhere, including, I'm sure, the middle-aged hot-rodders who insist on zooming us to the moon, the Dharma Bums, the makers of cigarette filters for thinking men, the Beat and the Sloppy and the Petulant, the chosen cultists, all the lofty experts who know so well what we should or shouldn't do with our poor little sex organs, all the bearded, proud, unlettered young men and unskilled guitarists and Zen-killers and incorporated aesthetic Teddy boys who look down their thoroughly unenlightened noses at this splendid planet where (please don't shut me up) Kilroy, Christ and Shakespeare all stopped - before we join these others, I privately say to you, old friend (unto you, really, I'm afraid), please accept from me this unpretentious bouquet of very early-blooming parentheses:

(((()))).

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-01 4:43

Bamping the pantsu~

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-01 6:44

>>53
Because he is an agent of the verb to clean, hence cleaner.

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-02 14:44

>>58
I can't even tell bot spam from troll copypasta anymore. What has happened to you, /prog/? T_T

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-02 15:19

>>59
Look at it this way.

On most browsers, you can bring up your browsing history by pressing Control-H. (No, this is not going to become a discussion of werecows.) On Firefox, this brings up a sidebar that shows up on the left side of the window. If you put your mouse over the edge of the sidebar, the cursor will turn into a different kind of arrow. By clicking and dragging it, you can move the edge of the sidebar back and forth. You are, to put it another way, manipulating the border between the normal window and the history window. By moving the mouse, you can increase the portion of the window devoted to either part. In a more extreme view of this situation, you're increasing or decreasing the amount of existence the sidebar has.

Now, let's apply this idea to something more abstract. Look out your window. If you don't live in a highly urbanized area, you should be able to see the horizon. Think of this as the border between the land and the sky. The land and sky are obviously distinguishable thanks to this boundary. Now, if you were to "drag" the sash between the sky and the land, or to manipulate the border between land and sky, you would end up causing the sky to become larger and the land to become smaller, or vice versa. An effect of this might be to cause something that was just on the ground to suddenly be hundreds of feet in the air. Truly a frightening situation to be in. So, look at it this way - manipulating the border between two physical things shifts whatever balance there is in the interaction between those things. Alternatively, by manipulating the border between two things, you can change the manner in which they exist.

Still, this isn't *that* abstract, since it's still dealing with real things in the real world. Many believe that in this world, there are those things that are true, and those that obviously aren't. This divides reality into two extremes: truth and falsehood. But, since we have two extremes, logically one can imagine a boundary between those two extremes - the border between truth and lies. If one were to manipulate this border, suddenly things that were pure fantasy (flying pigs, for the sake of argument) have become reality - or things from reality have ceased to exist. This is how Yukari is said to have invaded the moon - by manipulating the border between truth and lies, as applied to the reflection of the moon on a pond, she was able to make the reflection of the moon into a manifestation of the actual moon, and so send her youkai army onto it. This is what's truly amazing about Yukari's power - the ability to manipulate the border between completely abstract concepts allows her to fundamentally change reality as we know it (at least in terms of two abstract concepts).

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-02 21:04

>>60
I've always wondered where this came from. And now I still have no clue.

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-02 21:18

This thread is so confusing. I don't even know what's real and what's copypasta anymore.

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-02 22:44

>>62
copypasta
What's that?

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-02 23:06

>>63
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Name: Anonymous 2010-04-02 23:14

>>64
Yes.. but what is copypasta?

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-02 23:21

>>65
It's another name for kopipe.

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-02 23:22

>>66
Yes.. but what is copypasta?

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-03 0:30

>>67
It's another name for C-W C-Y

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-03 1:04

kopipe.

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-03 3:14

>>66,69
Ohhhhhhhhh.

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-03 4:13

too bad the links are broken.

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-21 20:44

>>71
>le pedophile sage

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