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How many of you are virgins?

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-06 22:44

Be honest, /prog/.

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-06 22:45

This thread is not about programming or the Sussman cult of personality.

Why did you post it?

Name: sage 2009-02-06 22:48

The one who should not be named.

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-06 22:52

>>2
It is also not about writing things in sepples.

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-06 23:10

I've slept with pros, but I dont think that coutns

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-06 23:14

A lost my virginity to a picture of THE SUSSMAN.

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-07 3:26

i'm a virgin ㅠ_ㅠ
but i am only 18

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-07 3:54

>>3
for he carries a connotation that some may find unpleasant?

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-07 4:54

21, never even hugged a girl
fuck yeah
( ´_ゝ`)

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-07 4:55

19, hugged a girl, but I don't feel like I need more. It's weird.

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-07 5:09

I just visited /g/ to check things out. What the hell, FV is there.

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-07 5:23

>>11
Didn't he come come here because he was banned over there？ Praise The Sussman-sama he's (mostly) gone now.

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-07 5:23

>>11
he is everywhere if you see him

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-07 5:25

>>9
23, same.

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-07 5:39

I fucked a bitch when I was 16.

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-07 6:10

Girls are unscientific and ultimately destructive.

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-07 6:30

>>16
Essentially, this.

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-07 7:12

>>1
I've had my anus haxed, does this count?

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-07 7:27

I've haxed my own anus, does this count?

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-07 7:37

>>16
girls create life

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-07 9:26

All of us, duh

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-07 10:11

>>20
No, LISP does.

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-07 10:33

>>20
my PENIS creates more life than them.
girls create SINGLE, or sometimes TWIN humans.
my balls create MILLIONS of TINY MANLY sperm

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-07 10:59

24, I am not a virgin
But I make up for that with poor social skills

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-07 11:09

>>23
You're not manly if you wriggle your butt when you move.

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-07 16:30

26yo virgin here.

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-07 16:43

Does fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfaping count?

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-07 23:08

22 yrs here school + work is more importnat than getting laid

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-07 23:15

22 yrs here SICP + LISP is more importnat than getting laid

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-08 2:18

ENSIGN CRAIGPANDA DAVENPORT MCPHERSON?

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-08 2:51

I am 19 and not a virgin.

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-08 2:55

I am 29 and not a virgin as of last year.

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-08 3:00

18 and I've got to 3rd base with three girls... Yet no sex yet.

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-08 3:29

25, virgin -_-'

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-08 4:08

19 i hugged a girl once

i read programming books for fun...FML

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-08 4:25

23, virgin
but i'm really good in haskell

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-08 5:23

24, I kissed a girl once.

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-08 5:24

Girls don't read SICP.

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-08 5:32

>>33
Have you read your xkcd today.

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-08 5:36

>>39
nice statement

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-08 6:02

I am not a virgin because I am not a faggot.

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-08 6:07

>>24
You have issues.

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-08 6:17

>>42
of playboy!!!

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-08 6:24

The only issue I have the the first one of The SICP Monthly.

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-08 8:37

I'm 30 andHave sex all the timewith my fleshlight

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-08 8:39

>>41
you don't belong here, stranger

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-08 8:59

I'm an exchange student in high school and fuck a new japanese girl daily.

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-08 10:02

>>47
/jp/?

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-08 12:39

I just fucked my girlfriend. Shit was SO bash.

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-08 14:27

My GNU/Linux using girlfriend is on my lap as I'm typing this.

The only downside is she uses dvorak :-(

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-08 14:50

>>49
My name is RMS, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are skinny, beardless no-lifes who spend every second of their day using proprietary software. You are everything bad in the GNU/World. honestly, have any of you ever written a free as in freedom software library? I mean, I guess it's fun encumbering your software with patents, but you take turning computers against the user to a whole new level. This is even worse than proprietary drivers.

Don't be so closed source. Just hit me with your best GNU/Shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I created my own text editor and started the GNU project. What do you code all day, other than insidious methods to control the user and "C-x M-c DRM"? I also danced with a laptop, and rewrote the Unix userland (Just finished a shell script; Shit was SO bash). You are all oppressors of computer users who should release their works under the GNU GPL. Thanks for listening.

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-08 15:39

>>48
Kuso wa honto ni cash, motherfucker

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-08 15:41

>>51
(just finished the Brandenburg concerto, shit was SO bach)

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-08 15:54

>>53
Which Brandenburg concerto? Shit was so csh.

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-08 16:06

Lazy K

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-08 16:07

>>51
Why would we post our code under the non-free GPL when we have the anonix public license?

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-08 17:48

>>56
Because you don't want a lawyer to sue your anus.

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-08 17:49

>>57
Because you do want a lawyer to hax you anus.

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-08 20:37

Why has my thread degenerated? Is it because you're all vigins in denial?

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-08 20:39

vigins
VIGINS??? In my /prog/?

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-08 20:39

>>60
Back to /b/, please.

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-08 20:40

>>61
But you posted >>60, >>61-san!

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-08 20:41

>>60-63 are the same person
And he has been trolled in O(1).

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-08 20:41

>>60-64
YHL

HAND

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-08 20:42

vigins

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-08 21:25

28... virgin
don't expect anything any soon either

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-09 3:35

>>35
i[sic] read programming books for fun...FML
I don't think I understand. Shouldn't that be normal here?

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-09 4:06

>>67
It is. Just like virginity.

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-10 3:22

>>68
HORSE COCK

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-10 9:22

>>33
Yeah I read XKCD that day. It's been shit for years, but I still go there hoping for something good.

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-10 12:44

I'm not a virgin. But my code is cheat/shit.

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-10 20:01

>>69
lol'd uncontrollably

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-10 23:11

>>72
I masturbated uncontrollably

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-11 8:32

>>73
You may be a horse

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-11 18:10

>>24
But I make up for that with poor social skills
Ehhh... Everyone now has a learning disability or has "poor social skills" these days, instead of, you know, just being dumb as fuck.

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-11 18:44

>>75
I am really very intelligent, but reluctant and uncapable of maintaining and establishing human relationships, so fuck you!

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-11 20:27

>>76
lol irony

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-12 4:29

>>76
this is what /r9k/ really habeebs

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-12 4:42

>>78
habeebs? Are those like kababs? Cause I loves me some meat on a stick.

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-12 5:43

>>76
Being able to perform complex mathematical operations, constructing complex algorithms and stuff (what you meant by "intelligent") does not make you not dumb as fuck.
google://idiot+savant, for example.

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-12 6:06

>>76
ASSBURGERS

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-12 7:37

>>80
Good luck finding an undisputed example of an idiot savant. They were made up by twats looking for publicity.

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-12 7:58

>>82
You think there's any money that these days?

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-12 9:17

>>82
But what about the movie Rain Man???

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-12 9:25

>>84
Or that one episode of House??

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-12 9:27

>>83
Isn't that the premise behind reality TV?

Name: Scatman 2009-02-12 13:39

I'm a scatman, bee be bop ba badum boop

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-13 4:27

There are no women on [spoiler]\prog[/spoiler].

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-13 4:40

>>88
There are no programs on \s.

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-13 5:21

Alfie Patten was here, /prog/ is a faggot.
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article2233878.ece

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-13 10:33

>>90
Is that even relevant to the conversation, or is it just your way of saying 'I read the Sun'?

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-13 21:38

>>90
Is that even relevant to the conversation, or is it just your way of saying 'I read the Daily Mail'?

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-13 21:38

>>91
Is that even relevant to the conversation, or is it just your way of saying 'I read the Daily Mail'?

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-14 1:37

>>91
It's relevant because the kid has lost his virginity at 12 while you're still a virgin at 30.

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-14 1:47

>>94
That's 24, for your information.

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-14 1:53

WhAT??
i was told that programmers get all the girls.
goddamn that student councillor ;_; his silver tongue and honey lies has doomed me to virginity

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-14 7:31

>>96
no, that will be your acne and lack of self esteem

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-15 16:22

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-31 21:15

<-- check em dubz

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-18 17:41

<-- check my doubles

Name: tray 2012-03-14 17:25

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Name: Anonymous 2012-03-14 17:40

>>97
I don't have acne, I have fat instead.  And no self-esteem.  brb self-hating session.

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-14 17:48

ya ain't no grace hopper

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-14 17:52

>>1
all of us

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-14 18:29

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