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How many of you are virgins?

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-06 22:44

Be honest, /prog/.

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-08 20:39

>>60
Back to /b/, please.

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-08 20:40

>>61
But you posted >>60, >>61-san!

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-08 20:41

>>60-63 are the same person
And he has been trolled in O(1).

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-08 20:41

>>60-64
YHL

HAND

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-08 20:42

vigins

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-08 21:25

28... virgin
don't expect anything any soon either

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-09 3:35

>>35
i[sic] read programming books for fun...FML
I don't think I understand. Shouldn't that be normal here?

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-09 4:06

>>67
It is. Just like virginity.

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-10 3:22

>>68
HORSE COCK

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-10 9:22

>>33
Yeah I read XKCD that day. It's been shit for years, but I still go there hoping for something good.

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-10 12:44

I'm not a virgin. But my code is cheat/shit.

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-10 20:01

>>69
lol'd uncontrollably

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-10 23:11

>>72
I masturbated uncontrollably

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-11 8:32

>>73
You may be a horse

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-11 18:10

>>24
But I make up for that with poor social skills
Ehhh... Everyone now has a learning disability or has "poor social skills" these days, instead of, you know, just being dumb as fuck.

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-11 18:44

>>75
I am really very intelligent, but reluctant and uncapable of maintaining and establishing human relationships, so fuck you!

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-11 20:27

>>76
lol irony

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-12 4:29

>>76
this is what /r9k/ really habeebs

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-12 4:42

>>78
habeebs? Are those like kababs? Cause I loves me some meat on a stick.

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-12 5:43

>>76
Being able to perform complex mathematical operations, constructing complex algorithms and stuff (what you meant by "intelligent") does not make you not dumb as fuck.
google://idiot+savant, for example.

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-12 6:06

>>76
ASSBURGERS

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-12 7:37

>>80
Good luck finding an undisputed example of an idiot savant. They were made up by twats looking for publicity.

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-12 7:58

>>82
You think there's any money that these days?

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-12 9:17

>>82
But what about the movie Rain Man???

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-12 9:25

>>84
Or that one episode of House??

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-12 9:27

>>83
Isn't that the premise behind reality TV?

Name: Scatman 2009-02-12 13:39

I'm a scatman, bee be bop ba badum boop

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-13 4:27

There are no women on [spoiler]\prog[/spoiler].

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-13 4:40

>>88
There are no programs on \s.

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-13 5:21

Alfie Patten was here, /prog/ is a faggot.
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article2233878.ece

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-13 10:33

>>90
Is that even relevant to the conversation, or is it just your way of saying 'I read the Sun'?

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-13 21:38

>>90
Is that even relevant to the conversation, or is it just your way of saying 'I read the Daily Mail'?

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-13 21:38

>>91
Is that even relevant to the conversation, or is it just your way of saying 'I read the Daily Mail'?

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-14 1:37

>>91
It's relevant because the kid has lost his virginity at 12 while you're still a virgin at 30.

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-14 1:47

>>94
That's 24, for your information.

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-14 1:53

WhAT??
i was told that programmers get all the girls.
goddamn that student councillor ;_; his silver tongue and honey lies has doomed me to virginity

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-14 7:31

>>96
no, that will be your acne and lack of self esteem

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-15 16:22

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-31 21:15

<-- check em dubz

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-18 17:41

<-- check my doubles

Name: tray 2012-03-14 17:25

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Name: Anonymous 2012-03-14 17:40

>>97
I don't have acne, I have fat instead.  And no self-esteem.  brb self-hating session.

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-14 17:48

ya ain't no grace hopper

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-14 17:52

>>1
all of us

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-14 18:29

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