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How many of you are virgins?

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-06 22:44

Be honest, /prog/.

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-08 6:02

I am not a virgin because I am not a faggot.

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-08 6:07

>>24
You have issues.

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-08 6:17

>>42
of playboy!!!

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-08 6:24

The only issue I have the the first one of The SICP Monthly.

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-08 8:37

I'm 30 andHave sex all the timewith my fleshlight

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-08 8:39

>>41
you don't belong here, stranger

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-08 8:59

I'm an exchange student in high school and fuck a new japanese girl daily.

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-08 10:02

>>47
/jp/?

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-08 12:39

I just fucked my girlfriend. Shit was SO bash.

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-08 14:27

My GNU/Linux using girlfriend is on my lap as I'm typing this.

The only downside is she uses dvorak :-(

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-08 14:50

>>49
My name is RMS, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are skinny, beardless no-lifes who spend every second of their day using proprietary software. You are everything bad in the GNU/World. honestly, have any of you ever written a free as in freedom software library? I mean, I guess it's fun encumbering your software with patents, but you take turning computers against the user to a whole new level. This is even worse than proprietary drivers.

Don't be so closed source. Just hit me with your best GNU/Shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I created my own text editor and started the GNU project. What do you code all day, other than insidious methods to control the user and "C-x M-c DRM"? I also danced with a laptop, and rewrote the Unix userland (Just finished a shell script; Shit was SO bash). You are all oppressors of computer users who should release their works under the GNU GPL. Thanks for listening.

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-08 15:39

>>48
Kuso wa honto ni cash, motherfucker

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-08 15:41

>>51
(just finished the Brandenburg concerto, shit was SO bach)

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-08 15:54

>>53
Which Brandenburg concerto? Shit was so csh.

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-08 16:06

Lazy K

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-08 16:07

>>51
Why would we post our code under the non-free GPL when we have the anonix public license?

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-08 17:48

>>56
Because you don't want a lawyer to sue your anus.

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-08 17:49

>>57
Because you do want a lawyer to hax you anus.

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-08 20:37

Why has my thread degenerated? Is it because you're all vigins in denial?

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-08 20:39

vigins
VIGINS??? In my /prog/?

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-08 20:39

>>60
Back to /b/, please.

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-08 20:40

>>61
But you posted >>60, >>61-san!

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-08 20:41

>>60-63 are the same person
And he has been trolled in O(1).

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-08 20:41

>>60-64
YHL

HAND

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-08 20:42

vigins

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-08 21:25

28... virgin
don't expect anything any soon either

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-09 3:35

>>35
i[sic] read programming books for fun...FML
I don't think I understand. Shouldn't that be normal here?

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-09 4:06

>>67
It is. Just like virginity.

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-10 3:22

>>68
HORSE COCK

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-10 9:22

>>33
Yeah I read XKCD that day. It's been shit for years, but I still go there hoping for something good.

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-10 12:44

I'm not a virgin. But my code is cheat/shit.

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-10 20:01

>>69
lol'd uncontrollably

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-10 23:11

>>72
I masturbated uncontrollably

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-11 8:32

>>73
You may be a horse

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-11 18:10

>>24
But I make up for that with poor social skills
Ehhh... Everyone now has a learning disability or has "poor social skills" these days, instead of, you know, just being dumb as fuck.

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-11 18:44

>>75
I am really very intelligent, but reluctant and uncapable of maintaining and establishing human relationships, so fuck you!

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-11 20:27

>>76
lol irony

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-12 4:29

>>76
this is what /r9k/ really habeebs

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-12 4:42

>>78
habeebs? Are those like kababs? Cause I loves me some meat on a stick.

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-12 5:43

>>76
Being able to perform complex mathematical operations, constructing complex algorithms and stuff (what you meant by "intelligent") does not make you not dumb as fuck.
google://idiot+savant, for example.

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